Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let Down Your Mouth On My Penis (Gloryhole)

males would do anything to get our dicks sucked.
i mean,
i’ve heard of alleys and random stalls in “planet fitness” bathrooms.
how about a window?
yeah a foxholer sent me the following.
as stated above,
this is a whole parental advisory
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Dj Envy and His “Entry” Into Trending Tweets Today

everyone is talking about dj envy today.
not even because of something he said on “the breakfast club”,
but moreso what he allegedly said to some hoe on snapchat.
apparently,
and allegedly,
dj envy likes his wolf tail played with.
check this out…
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“I Only Gave Head 4 Times This Year. I’m Safe!”

well you getting more than calcium from giving head.
you might be getting a load of cancer.
so the head hunters out here are more at risk,
they’re saying.
an f-bi sent me an article from “the daily mail”.
it goes on to font
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Gabrielle Union: Eat Wolf Tail and Drink A Gallon of Water A Day?

sidebar: gabrielle union is still a beautiful vixen.
she doesn’t age.
i hope to age like her.
wolves love to act one way in the forests,
but will be the complete opposite in the bedroom.
more vixens/foxes are turning their wolves out.
i had a vixen tell me how she bent a whole wolf over.
one i knew!!!!
i didn’t know they were fuckin’,
but he was addicted to her.
gabrielle union seems to be one of those vixens.
she had an interview with “sway in the morning” last week.
the topic?
how she eats wolf tail.
this is what she said via tmz sports
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The New Meaning To “Phone Sex”

i have walls up.
we all do in a certain level.
i’m not as bad as some.
in building romantic relationships,
it’s more difficult because you’re sharing mind,
body,
and soul.
i’ve been seeing a rage in  amateur porn:

“fuckin’ someone,
while they’re with someone else…”

…but the ones where they cheater picks up the phone.
like so…

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Get That Tape Measure! (I’m Fitting You For Some Condoms)

are folks even tryna wear condoms anymore?
or are they depending on prep to be the replacement?
well if you still wear condoms,
look no further!
a condom company wants to fit you for the perfect condom!
one for your true size!
so no excuses about:

“NAH MY DICK TOO BIG TO WEAR ONE!”
“IT’S TOO TIGHT!”

nope.
no more of that.
check this article via fortune
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