well ^this straight snow wolf is doing it.
look at that perfected arch.
soooooooo…
remember ( x this interview ) i did a while ago?
well mtv is going to dive into the world of “gay for pay” for an upcoming “true life” episode.
a world that jamari fox doesn’t really understand,
but goes along with it anyway.
an f-bi sent me this trailer for review…
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its hard being “the ex”.
its also hard being the ex of an attentionisto.
that is just stress,
ain’t it?
god forbid you see that they moved on faster than you did.
that can really burn your biscuits.
well a scandal was brewing earlier this week i wanted to share.
so everyone meet shoddi88.
he is the wolf in the picture up above.
as the story was told to me,
he broke up with his ex and his ex decided to get some revenge.
bust his windows?
give him a chocolate cake made of laxatives?
oh i know…
put an ad on craigslist he is looking to cosplay “my little pony”?
nope.
darn.
i’m sure shoddi88 isn’t innocent either,
but his ex decided to hack into his instagram and post these.
oh the following is:

NSFW
18^
NOT FOR THE STRAIGHTS

okay proceed…
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so mister. butt cheeks,
aka jacob kohinoor,
has another educational video for the foxhole.
this time he is going to teach us how to eat his booty like groceries.
eeerrrr…
i mean,
how is wolf is suppose to eat the booty like groceries.
the test subject?
a watermelon that volunteered.
how exciting….
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ok can i be bold this sunday morning?
i mean we always bold here in the foxhole.
its nothing.
so i’ll be honest.
cool?
so i’m horny as hell this morning…
(this is NSFW,
18^,
AND “ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS”).
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“if you ain’t lickin’ this,
then you ain’t stickin’ this,
and i got witnesses.
ask any nigga i been with…
they ain’t hit shit till they stuck their tongue in this.
i ain’t wit that frontin’ shit…” – not tonight, lil kim.

my motto for life.
so it seems like all the straight wolves are admitting to eatin’ the bunz these days.
i guess its trendy to have a mouth full of bootyhole all of a sudden.
from songs talking’ about eatin cheeks,
to wolves being more honest about their freakiness on social media,
it seems that the world has changed the rules on sex.
should we thank the makers of instagram and twitter?
should we thank artists pushing the sexual limits in their music?
well the thing that got me is…

Wasn’t eatin’ bunz a “gay thing” tho?

the following topic and the content underneath is nsfw,
18^,
and may offend straight eyes…

Continue reading “So Are All The Straight Wolves Are Eatin’ Booty Like Groceries?” →

i feel like every wolf should eat booty.
there.
i said it.
“eat booty” does sound a little barbaric.
so how about…
lick the fox hole?
is that better?
surprisingly there are wolves out here who are on a “bunz free” diet.
something about too much carb intake…
or some crazy excuse…
its like being in high school again.
we all had that wolf friend(s) who said this classic line:

“hell naw!
i don’t eat no pussy!
yuck thats gross!
she still gotta give me head tho…”

…and secretly,
he was on his knees properly cleaning out her vagina.
this depends on if the vixen was a dumb ass or not.
if the fox has prepared a clean platter for you to dig in…

Why not put on a bib and get on your knees?

hmm.
well i got a f0xmail from one of my readers with this very discussion…
(18^,
nsfw,
and “not for straight eyes”)…
Continue reading “Get On Your Knees (U Ain’t Lickin’ Dis Then U Ain’t Stickin’ Dis)” →