so you may need to re-think your love for giving knowledge.
that’s right!
it seems like there is a super virus that might stopp all that.
a f-bi sent me the following story from “the new york daily news”…
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…not if you’re part of the foxhole,
it shouldn’t ever be in a shitty situation.
i get a lot of emails asking how to have a clean and juicy tail for anal sex.
many are dl or vixens who never been penetrated before.
even if you’re just getting your tail munched on,
you need to always be set up right.
nothing worse than a buffet with shitty service.
literally.
the straight wolves could learn a thing or two.
so i came across some illustrations from “blind jaw” on tumblr.
deep dive into the following…
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in my world,
“being mary jane” had it right.
when i think of a “cutty buddy”,
i think of ^that wolf.
the one that everyone thinks is “straight”,
but he is banging you to death when ya’ll alone.
i posted him ( x on the foxhole ig ) last night.
he got the highest likes thus far.
in my fantasies,
my ideal “cutty buddy” would be like him.
he would be…
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i think it’s so rude to send someone nudes who didn’t ask for it.
the other day,
one of ya’ll pissed off keith carlos with a dick pic in his snap box.
is that what you call it?
or is it “snap dm”?
whatever it is,
he was tite.
i can understand.
well today,
i got a random one in my texts.
um…

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in 2017,
almost everyone is showing us how horny and freaky they are.
nudes get leaked every minute on tumblr.
some have realized there is money to be made.
so instead of joining a porn company,
they realized their (smart) phones are a money making tool.

lights
camera
you know the rest…
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…well i didn’t say it.
^they did.
there maybe truth to it tho.
according to some vixens i know/talk to,
some straight males can’t really fuck.
there is:

“let me explore each part of her walls with my penis”
“let me see how hard i can bang her head off”

most straight males seem to do the latter.

pulling hair
slapping on the ass
 asking “you like this shit?/is this my shit?”
and telling all his friends who she is sprung off the dick

um…
that don’t mean you’re good in bed.
it means you might be an abusive dickhead.
gays and bis don’t laugh.
we’re not too far behind.
there was a study that i read recently that confirmed it as well.
this is what the shortlist had to say…
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