*the following entry gets the HIGHEST of parental advisories.
it may also make you vomit,
as i just did.
viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised

fisting.
i don’t get it and don’t want it.
for some,
it’s the go to in sexual satisfaction.
what “way” is that i’ll never know.
well a foxholer sent me the following video that i HAD to show people.
ya’ll…
Continue reading “He Had It So Deep Up In Him (It Was Hitting His Stomach Lining)” →

i had a sex dream that woke me up a 445am this morning.
i was so horny that i had to get one off before my alarm went off.
since i don’t have a wolf to wake up for sex,
i had to handle it on my own.
well for those of us who don’t do randoms from sex apps,
your next future dick might sit in your closet.
all you’ll have to do is turn him on and….
check out what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail”…
Continue reading “Will It Come With “Long Strokes” or “Fuck Me Stupid” Settings?” →

*the following entry is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

what if your math teacher looked like ^that?
well,
i suck at math so i’d try to get as much after school tutoring as i can.
what if your math teacher looked like that,
but also had another secret?
everyone meet ruggero freddi and he has quite the resume.
a foxholer sent me what his secret was via the daily mail…
Continue reading “Our Math Teacher Has A Big Secret” →

i haven’t gotten my back blown out in a while.
i don’t know if i miss it.
with randoms,
it is a lot of wear and tear.
like,
my walls are expensive as is!
it seems like a lot of gays are not into fuckin’ anymore.
they have allegedly replaced it with a new “old” thing.
a foxholer sent me what’s supposedly hot in the forests via “cocktails and cocktalk”…
Continue reading “I’m Not A Hoe Because I Gave Head and Not Let Him Smash” →

remember that thing called “paper”?
like from a notebook?
yeah,
me neither.
well,
back in the 90s,
there was no such thing as texts or dms.
folks actually wrote letters back and forth to each other.
they even went to that thing called “a mailbox” to mail them.
i know.
a vix-bi sent me an alleged letter the late tupac shakur wrote a vixen.
this was one of his alleged released letters to her from jail.
ya’ll…
Continue reading “You Ain’t Been Sext, Til You Been Sext By… Tupac?” →

^this is what bustin’ the perfect “nut” face looks like.
i don’t know who he is,
but i thought it was the perfect intro to the following.
now i’ve heard of being banged so hard,
that your eyes roll into the top of your head,
but imagine going blind?
yes.
blind because you wanted to fuck someone stupid.
scary.
well one wolf lost vision in one eye after busting a good nut.
a foxholer sent me the following story from “daily mail”…
Continue reading “My Boi Pussy So Good It Made Him Go Blind, Ya’ll!” →