i had a sex dream that woke me up a 445am this morning.
i was so horny that i had to get one off before my alarm went off.
since i don’t have a wolf to wake up for sex,
i had to handle it on my own.
well for those of us who don’t do randoms from sex apps,
your next future dick might sit in your closet.
all you’ll have to do is turn him on and….
check out what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail”…
Male sex robots with bionic penises will be rolled out this year according to the pioneer of pleasure behind the popular female versions that dropped last year.
Matt McMullen, founder of Realbotix, is the man who created Harmony, an artificial intelligence app that syncs up with a robotic head system.
The application enables users to match an AI personality with a humanoid robot head, to create the most realistic sex doll imaginable.
Harmony allowed the android companions to talk, learn and satisfy customer’s sexual desires.
Currently there are only only female versions of Harmony avatars and robotic heads – and they cost around £11,000, but Matt thinks there is a demand for male versions.
‘We’re working on a male version of the robot AI,’ Matt told Daily Star Online.
‘We’ll eventually have a male and a female platform available.’
On the size of its manhood, Matt said the male sex robots will come in all shapes and sizes.
if i can pick his bawdy and dick size,
i might just be sold on this.
i can shut him off from saying stupid shit,
i won’t have to worry about him acting like a fuck boi in dms,
and he won’t bring me back nothing but occasional dust…