Gabrielle Union: Eat Wolf Tail and Drink A Gallon of Water A Day?

sidebar: gabrielle union is still a beautiful vixen.
she doesn’t age.
i hope to age like her.
wolves love to act one way in the forests,
but will be the complete opposite in the bedroom.
more vixens/foxes are turning their wolves out.
i had a vixen tell me how she bent a whole wolf over.
one i knew!!!!
i didn’t know they were fuckin’,
but he was addicted to her.
gabrielle union seems to be one of those vixens.
she had an interview with “sway in the morning” last week.
the topic?
how she eats wolf tail.
this is what she said via tmz sports
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The New Meaning To “Phone Sex”

i have walls up.
we all do in a certain level.
i’m not as bad as some.
in building romantic relationships,
it’s more difficult because you’re sharing mind,
body,
and soul.
i’ve been seeing a rage inĀ  amateur porn:

“fuckin’ someone,
while they’re with someone else…”

…but the ones where they cheater picks up the phone.
like so…

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Get That Tape Measure! (I’m Fitting You For Some Condoms)

are folks even tryna wear condoms anymore?
or are they depending on prep to be the replacement?
well if you still wear condoms,
look no further!
a condom company wants to fit you for the perfect condom!
one for your true size!
so no excuses about:

“NAH MY DICK TOO BIG TO WEAR ONE!”
“IT’S TOO TIGHT!”

nope.
no more of that.
check this article via fortune
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The Meats In Kansas Are Exceptionally Clean This Year

i was actually shocked where new yawk was on this list.
jersey too.

so the cdc has updated it’s current list for our review.
“which forests have the most sexual diseases“.
where does your forest stand?…

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What U Gon’ Do For The DC (Challenge)?

 

so there is a new challenge going on right now.

…FOR THE DC

the vixens are flowing to a beat on what they’d do for the dc.
well i love issa rae and regina hall’s contribution…
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Be Careful Who You Fuck In New Yawk

suddenly,
my foxhole isn’t hungry anymore.
so allegedly,
new yawk is a breeding down for disease and filth.
well,
duh.
according to the ny daily news,
there is a hepatitis a outbreak in the city.
a foxholer sent me the following article…
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