Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
can i interest you on a date night at “lovecraft country”?

can i font that even tho h.p. lovecraft was an alleged racist,
i’m happily fed that black folks are commanding his work.
we LOVE to see it.
i knew when jordan peele got involved with “lovecraft country” on hbo…
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aj dillon will crush you with his bawdy parts

i forgot just how fine some baller wolves are.
oooooooh weee.
i was in the woods over the weekend,
but the foxhole was hitting me up about aj dillon.
aj played for boston college,
but now he plays professionally for the greenbay packers.
he was in training camp a while back,
but all the foxholer was talmbout was…
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forever mistah wants you to pay to see him in full blown “daddy” mode

there was a moment i was obsessed with forever mistah.
i still think he is sexy af,
but i’m the type who hates his fantasies to post all the time.
i love a sense of mystery to my menz.
i’ve heard it all from the fox vine:
“He allegedly escorts”.
“He has an alleged rich suga dad from Africa.”
“He fucks you with the lights on so you can see his feet.”
okay,
the last one was my thoughts.
sorry.
either way,
forever mistah has joined the paid content crew,
but on a completely different platform.
one of the foxholers sent me this…
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king agu made me realize something about myself last night

i’ve come a long way and i gotta really applaud myself.
in my 20s,
i was super desperate to get into a relationship.
someone put the idea in my head about masculine males being gay/bi and it was ON.
it caused me to be put on to many fucked up entanglements.
i’ve met a lot of big deals a like rapper,
a government official,
and a nfl baller wolf.
i was dealing with some really good wolves too.
my past issues fucked them all up.
maybe i wasn’t supposed to link up with them for a relationship.
i don’t know.
back then,
if i was to see a fine ass male dating another male,
like this picture of king agu and his boo from yesterday…
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lebron james is the epitome of bde

i’m prepared to font it.
dragged,
be damned.
Lebron James is the sexiest baller wolf in the NBA
i’m glad to get that off my chest.
sex appeal isn’t all about “looks” for me.
it’s about how a male carries himself.
it’s that confidence.
confidence (and intelligence) is sexy af to me.
granted that lebron comes with sick bawdy,
a confident walk,
and the best pair of bow legs.
he carries himself like he knows he is “it” and whew i-
today,
lebron put on his best cocoa butter on his way to the nba bubble.
well…
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safaree raps about how good his jamaican beef patty is inside the wap

you knew a remix to “wap” was coming.
did you even have to wonder?
safaree,
cardi’s lhhny castmate,
took his jamaican beef patty in the booth with his version called:
“b.a.d reflix“.
well…
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