Chris Brown Is Looking To Procreate (Eek!)

Screen Shot 2014-08-20 at 9.15.54 PMso it seems that chris brown is ready.
well his nut sack is rather.
he is trying to find a willing victim vagina to drop his sperm in.
imagine how much amounts of sperm he has used on vixens over the years…
well ya know what?
he actually he may have found said vagina with his #wcw

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9wTZiz7any wolf who says what he said with a straight face…
you need to high tail your ass down the street.
pretend that god said if you look back,
you’ll be turned into a pillar of salt.

Heleni keep asking if having some random pineapple’s baby is the new wedding ring?
could not be me.
if i had the victim pussy chris brown was trying to infiltrate with his ratchet penis,
i need:

3 years of being completely “dumb ass” free
abortion clinic of my choice if he breaks my requests

i ain’t even playing.
karrueche needs the child support funds tho.
she always reminds me of the “ryde or die” chick for his foolishness.
imagine bringing a cub into that mix?
cps anyone?
these two would be making such a mistake and not even realizing it.

lowkey: why do these vixens continue to get knocked up,
but as soon as they have the baby,
suddenly realize what a “no good pineapple” he turned out to be?
the straights can be so entertaining with the dumb shit.

pics taken: instagram

8 thoughts on “Chris Brown Is Looking To Procreate (Eek!)

  1. I heard that she said no for right now…but I’m guessing the next time he slide that long slender dick up in her she’ll be walking around with a big gut shortly afterwards. But that won’t change him. If that stint in jail didn’t set him straight..a baby damn sure won’t.

  2. Jamari…these sperm holders as i call them are born for that….have babies with a gutless sperm depositor…millennial mom…#useless life for a wife.

  3. “the straights can be so entertaining with the dumb shit.”

    Ain’t that the truth lol!

      1. You consider chris brown stylish? really? I suppose if you’re a teenager he can be considered a style icon…it freaks me out when grown ass men dress like kids… I think Idris Elba should be the style standard for black men…but maybe I’m crazy.

  4. She might as well have his baby. She put up with all that only to come out with nothing in the end. Uh uh, you pop out a little big head and get that steady paycheck every month for the next 18 years. Chris might actually have a reason to get better since he clearly gives no shits about his on again off again girlfriend nor his own mother.

    Could you imagine if him and Rihanna had a baby how ratchet it would grow up to be? Oh Lord! Cristiano/a Fenty-Brown would be a hot mess, but a hot stylish mess like his/her momma and daddy.

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