Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
the perfect penis that suits me
can i be 110 today?
raw af?
is this is a safe space of opinion?
okay good.
if you happen to be a straight male reading,
this entry def isn’t for you.
when i think of the perfect penis that suits me,
i think of a few things.
it can’t be too big or small when it’s hard.
you know i love a mushroom head.
the perfect penis is clean,
has stamina,
and filled with a healthy amount of cum.
what?
ya’ll said i could be honest.
today,
i was sent the perfect penis that suits me that i wanted to share…
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tam’ron hall got chris evans comfortable enough to open up
listennnnnnnn…
Tam’ron Hall is having the best season 2 opening week ever!
first,
she had that major exclusive with andrew gillum.
now,
she got chris evans to give up the goods about his pipe leakage…
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chris evans responds to ya’ll gawking over his alleged penis
i was talking to karaoke today and i reminded her of something she told me:
“You have to learn to laugh at yourself.
If you don’t,
others will learn your triggers and use it against you.”
that came up as we were discussing chris evans.
after his alleged pipe leakage,
you’d think he would stay in bed until next summer.
nope.
he just responded about his scandal…
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marshun cooper wants to turn his fans on only
i feel like marshun cooper is one of the top tier on marvin’s roster.
that chest of his >>>
lowkey,
he drips a shit ton of sex appeal on his social media too.
well marshun has done what shouldn’t be a surprise anymore…
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(here’s johnny!) who knew johnny middlebrooks wrote and performed his own songs?
every male,
no matter how fine or regula degula,
has a little bit of cornball in them.
we all can’t be perfect.
it’s that “still smooth wit it” that keeps people interested.
johnny “gatdamn” middlebrooks.
he had me at:
well he’s on this season’s “love island usa” on cbs…
but two things…
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the couple who onlyfans together; stays together (what you say bryant?)
*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised
ya’ll started hating him as soon as i found out about him.
i was like “dagnabit“.
for new years,
i saw this post of his:
…and was like “oh hey!”,
but he started getting dragged shortly after.
his name is @saybryant and allegedly he is a color-stuck gay.
well @saybryant was trying to get into modeling and acting but …
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