Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
chris evans responds to ya’ll gawking over his alleged penis
i was talking to karaoke today and i reminded her of something she told me:
“You have to learn to laugh at yourself.
If you don’t,
others will learn your triggers and use it against you.”
that came up as we were discussing chris evans.
after his alleged pipe leakage,
you’d think he would stay in bed until next summer.
nope.
he just responded about his scandal…
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marshun cooper wants to turn his fans on only
i feel like marshun cooper is one of the top tier on marvin’s roster.
that chest of his >>>
lowkey,
he drips a shit ton of sex appeal on his social media too.
well marshun has done what shouldn’t be a surprise anymore…
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(here’s johnny!) who knew johnny middlebrooks wrote and performed his own songs?
every male,
no matter how fine or regula degula,
has a little bit of cornball in them.
we all can’t be perfect.
it’s that “still smooth wit it” that keeps people interested.
johnny “gatdamn” middlebrooks.
he had me at:
well he’s on this season’s “love island usa” on cbs…
but two things…
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the couple who onlyfans together; stays together (what you say bryant?)
*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised
ya’ll started hating him as soon as i found out about him.
i was like “dagnabit“.
for new years,
i saw this post of his:
…and was like “oh hey!”,
but he started getting dragged shortly after.
his name is @saybryant and allegedly he is a color-stuck gay.
well @saybryant was trying to get into modeling and acting but …
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the rona seems to have jumped in the ring with the rock
has the united states even had it’s second wave of the rona?
the way my ig feed be looking,
everyone be out and about with no masks on.
i figured the shit was over,
but it’s clearly not.
the rock had to bring us back down to reality…
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so nate from hbo’s “euphoria” has dropped maddie and decided to come out ?
white gays are having the best week ever.
they seem to be snagging all the good dick out here.
first of all,
i didn’t even know jacob elordi,
who plays nate on hbo’s “euphoria”,
was even gay or bi.
i thought he was in an alleged relationship with zendaya.
i guess i was wrong because…
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