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safaree and his jamaican beef patty got him rich af (will the rest?)

not every civilian can set up an onlyfans and make bank.
the content has to be good,
a variety of angles,
co-stars are needed,
no cappin’ and scamming,
and camera quality needs to be poppin’.
onlyfans has a list of all the folks who are eatin’ real good off the platform.
safaree and his jamaican beef patty posted this before he deleted it via “celebrity insider“…

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zed, from zednray, has come a long way! (look Mum, that rhymed)

it’s #tbt and font about a glo up!
i always appreciate a good glo up out here.
zed,
1/2 from zednray,
is the glo up king.
a foxholer sent me this and i nearly fell outta bed.
well not ^that picture,
but these of his alleged early days as an up and coming singer…

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did “the perfect ass” go anonymous at the glory hole?

*the following entry is rated x.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

some males love to live dangerously.
this is why they jump outta planes and wrestle bears.
it’s usually the excitement of it all.
well,
a certain stacked attentionisto allegedly wanted some sexual excitement.
the video was titled:

“The Perfect Ass At The Gloryhole”

and folks had an idea who it allegedly might be…

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which male of gay representation on tv/movies would you pick to be your boyfriend?

ever so often,
i see something on twitter that puts jumper cables under my seat.
^that question had me thinking about it after i saw it.
shit has been so heavy in the world,
i wanted to keep it light with a majority of these entries today.
out of those 4 wolves:

lowkey: you know some folks be full-on debbie downers at times.

“well,
i just don’t think they’ll be wolves because the mathematical equation would equal…”.

like hi,
shut the fuck up.
thanks.

so in my fantasies,
out the 4…
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the perfect penis that suits me

can i be 110 today?
raw af?
is this is a safe space of opinion?
okay good.
if you happen to be a straight male reading,
this entry def isn’t for you.
when i think of the perfect penis that suits me,
i think of a few things.
it can’t be too big or small when it’s hard.
you know i love a mushroom head.
the perfect penis is clean,
has stamina,
and filled with a healthy amount of cum.
what?
ya’ll said i could be honest.
today,
i was sent the perfect penis that suits me that i wanted to share…