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aunt wendy out here getting good penis from fine ass rappers? (well then shiiiieeetttt)

this wendy williams biopic on lifetime looks like its gonna be a good time.
exhibit a:

i’m trying not to laugh.
i’m trying to be good.
so wendy is on full promo mode for her movie.
she revealed that she had an alleged one-nighter with a rapping wolf we desire…

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“oh hi everyone! let me introduce you to my fine ass husband!”

now,
this is a challenge i can get with.
if my partner has a nice bawdy,
as private as i am,
i might take a video/picture of:

Trying to balance a Funko Pop on his bicep
Washing clothes on his abs

you won’t see his face,
but you’ll see a bawdy part or two.
gabrielle union and drew sidora might be trying to do a new challenge with their husbands,
dwyane wade and ralph pittman…

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in my fantasies, his name is “nicky” and his job title is “laying concrete”

you know i can spot a fine wolf a mile away.
if it isn’t the back of his head then it’s the way how he walks.
i’m like a “fine pineapple whisperer“.
i’m watching the inuaguration of biden/harris and ^that white wolf randomly popped up in the crowd.
our eyes locked and…

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kellon deryck wants us to remember who has the biggest meat of them all?

hair wizard to the stars,
kellon deryck,
was everything to me.
not saying he isn’t,
but the attraction went on a low temp a long time ago.
he started doing a little too much once the fame started rolling in.
for his first thirst trap of 2021,
he posted a picture the other day and i felt the familiar tingle he use to provide…

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if yo man has bunz like these, there is no reason they shouldn’t be grabbed (mazi amadi)

I’m laying on the bed,
reading an article on my iPad.
Sir comes in and sees me.
The look in his eyes burn intensely with pure desire.
He climbs on the bed,
pulls the iPad out of my hand,
and parts my legs open to lay in between them.
His lips part on my warm neck.
I’m fully aroused as I feel that he is.
I want some.
I run my hands slowly down his back and…

ya’ll really think the first black bachelor, matt james, is gay and thriving with his bff

the pretty vixen is convinced he is gay.
many folks are starting to whisper about the first black bachelor on abc,
matt james.
( x read more about him here )
i don’t like calling folks gay without solid evidence,
but i can see a really interesting bromance between tyler cameron and him.