Baggin A Baller 101

So a baller has hit you up!
Congrats.
That means you are special.

No really.
If a baller has hit you up that means you are the choosen Fox.
Here are a few rules…

…so you don’t fuck it up like these other fools…

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Broke Wolves Don’t Get Assets

I know you want to get this.
I know you want to kiss this.
I know you want to frisk this.
I know you want to love this.
I know you can’t resist this.

…always want to holla,
but you ain’t got no dollars…

DO. NOT. COMPUTE.

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Jamari Fox Doesn’t Settle.

I hate when people brush their insecurities and restrictions off on me.
I hate when people tell me I cannot do something or something is impossible.

“A baller? You can’t get a baller?”
“A house? You can’t afford a house.”
“That career? Yeah right.”

I had an assholes tell me I’m chasing a dream.
A fantasy.
Something that doesn’t exist.

Do they know who the FUCK they are talking too?

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FOXY LIFESTYLE: “U SHO’ IS UGLY”

THIS is Fox Talk ONLY.

You ever look in the mirror and cringed when you saw yourself?
You thought you were ugly or just a monster (and not Kanye)?
You could not understand why someone like you was single?

I hear a lot of my Foxes out there saying they are ugly.
ALOT of Foxes have very low self-esteem even though they have the brightest fur.

Well this is for you…

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Who Want It? (Mario Kart Edition)

Let’s take it to a lighthearted post…

You see this game here?
Ima get a little cocky right now.

NO ONE…
and I repeat…
NO ONE can see me in this game.

I am the almighty…
Shit, eternal…

CHAMPION GOD FOX …. of Mario Kart…

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He Is My J.O.B

Last night,
I busted a GOOD nut.
I let Devin Thomas beat the hell out of me.
We were having the most intense make up sex ever.
I do not know what came over me….
…but  I know he did.
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