Category: THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE
ASAP ROCKY BETTER THROW HIS PHONE IN A LAKE (RIHANNA NAVY IS COMING)

as you know,
i’m not like other bloggers or writers.
when i really like someone,
even if it’s a friend or foxhole,
i try to be objective.
other bloggers and writers go straight “kiss ass” with celebs.
if i fuck wit you:
I’m gonna tell you my truth about your truth.
i love rihanna.
she is from my island and i’ve fucked with her since “music of the sun“.
i never cared for asap rocky for her.
when i heard she was pregnant and he was the dad…
i was not a fan of it.
they took cute pics together and i was still not all the way sold.
today,
this rumor popped up (via the shade room) that has the net talking…
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THEY SAID VIOLA DAVIS WASN’T PRETTY ENOUGH TO BE CHOSE

it’s no surprise that having dark skin is a curse to many black people.
the way some abuse other black folks with darker complexion is vile.
we don’t even need white people to disrespect us since we do it so well.
viola davis is one of my favorite actresses.
her role as annalise keating in “how to get away with murder” was iconic.
the problem is after she was cast for it,
she was told she wasn’t suited for that role because she wasn’t attractive.
bad enough,
it was by the very same people that should have been cheering her on…
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WHIP ME LIKE A SLAVE AND CALL ME THE “N” WORD WITH THE HARD R

some black males are so embarrassing.
they’ll be so upset about gay shit on tv,
thinking every male or male child is about to be emasculated,
but will stay silent when shit like the following is said out loud.
rapping wolf,
maino,
said something he “never talks about” and shouldn’t have tbh.
he said he likes to be treated like a house negro in bed.
a house negro in bed when he is smashin’ white vixens…
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DID WE ASK FOR A “MR AND MRS SMITH” REMAKE?

i must have watched “mr and mrs smith” like 1,000 times.
this movie never fails to make me horny af.
it’s like the sexual tension in this movie slaps you in the face.
the sexual tension oozes out the screen,
puts flour on its hand,
and slaps you upside your head.
brad pitt and angelina jolie did that as you know from after the movie…

you know their sex was intense.
needless to font,
that is one of my favorite movies.
since hollywood seems to be out of ideas,
they are turning “mr and mrs smith” into a series on amazon.
the stars of this reboot?…
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JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS FULL OF RELEASES SINCE HIS RELEASE (THANK YOU GOD)

i feel like i conjure up jussie smollett tbh.
every time that i say to myself that i haven’t heard from him,
he tends to pop up with the “hey big head” on my ass.
so he released a new song called “thank you God” since his release…
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BRITNEY SPEARS SAID THIRD TIMES IS A CHARM?

so i’m writing up that last entry and i see britney spears on my screen.
i’m like “uh oh“.
i tend to “uh oh” about her.
once i picked up my phone and looked at the screen,
it told me this…
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