Category: A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI
MY BEST BY DATE SHOULD BE TOMORROW
i’m still kinda sick today.
i can tell my body has been fighting off what’s going on.
this is totally my fault tho.
i be stupid.
so i made some bomb-ass chicken when i first got a jar of sour cream.
i got it like 2 or 3 weeks ago.
when i seasoned my chicken on sunday,
it said the best by date was a week ago.
i made a lot of things with sour cream around that time and felt fine.
the chicken was already seasoned before i saw the cover.
it was one of those moments i decided to take a chance.
i cooked the chicken on monday and…
MY GREATEST SKILL WAS BEING “THE IDIOT” ON MY DATING RESUME
i’ve had many jobs in my life.
Therapist
Social Worker
Stylist
Personal Assistant
Driver
Prostitution Whore
Trash Collector
…but the one job that i never did successfully was to be “me“.
i know you are wondering what i’m fonting about.
i have been all of those things to males that i really wanted to be with.
i saw one i took a liking to,
or realized that he was attracted to me,
and…
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REAL QUICK THO… (IMA DO ME)
i woke up out my sleep and this idea came to me…
so you know how i did the whole podcast thing?
i wanted to try something different in this era.
there are some things i want to actually say out loud to you.
i don’t know where this will go or if i’ll even keep up with it,
but i was led into doing this…
INTERVIEW WITH A DEAD END
the foxhole has moved.
this move came on accident tbh.
i was actually calling my hosting company about stats.
___ told me that i was about to reach my limit in gigs.
a good problem but still a problem.
so he worked his magic and got me a good business deal + a discount.
this last week wasn’t all peace tho…
YESTERDAY GAVE ME TREMENDOUS ANXIETY
this didn’t help anyone’s anxiety in new yawk…
there i was,
engaged in the second season of ozark,
while under my covers when i heard about the mass shooting on the mta.
it’s like i’m at a point where i’m not shocked anymore.
Very dramatic video from the incident as the subway arrived at 36th St Sunset Park in Brooklyn. #brooklyn #shooting #nyc pic.twitter.com/5cOdeYPIb1
— Kristoffer Kumm (@Kristofferkumm) April 12, 2022
the world has gone mad off some kind of energetic liquid courage.
i have been getting my resume to get a cute part-time gig,
but this incident was confirmed for me yesterday…
SO WE KEEP THIS KIND OF MALE HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC OR…?
let’s say i’m out and about,
minding my business,
and manz comes up to me and starts kickin’ his interest my way.
it could be in the streets,
at an event,
or in dms.
he is my type and i’m hella interested.
he takes me out and i end up really feeling this dude.
He ain’t NOTHING I’ve ever kicked it with before.
we go on more dates,
conversations are dope,
my interest intensifies and we finally have sex.
SEX IS MIND-BLOWING
…and,
AND,
the mofo calls and wants to see me again.
so i’m open in all ways but he looks like this…
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