when you hate being penetrated, but love dick too (cousin confused)

i had an interesting conversation with “cousin confused” today.
he use to be “cousin hybrid”,
but i’ll get into why that’s changed in a few.
so he called me at like 1:30pm.
immediately,
i thought something was wrong or someone was dead.
a force of habit.
he wanted to talk about something,
but we ended up talking for a few hours

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the dance of the dl and discreet

my horoscope told me i needed to people watch today.
that i did.
it’s interesting what you’ll see when you pay attention.
i did that on my way to work today and spotted something familiar.
something those of us in the life know all too well.
a dance that some of us have done on more than one occasion…

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don lemon shares his views about dating in the gay community

it’s hard to date in the gay forests.
so many rules and regulations.
you’ll meet someone great,
but he isn’t your type or vice versa.
everyone is fighting for the last piece of masculine meat they find.
you’ll meet someone fine af,
but he just wants to fuck your brains out.
you’ll meet someone,
the vibe is poppin‘,
and then be hit with:

“I’m not looking for anything serious.”

oh,
you’ll stop once you catch a serious sexually transmitted disease?
noted.
for most of us,
it’s hard to date in the black gay community.
in my past hunting sessions,
some black wolves are pure and utter trash.
don lemon learned that and shared his insight on “red table talk”,
with jada pinkett smith,
willow smith,
and mama adrienne.
this is what he had to share
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abuse me, job daddy

 

getting a job is hard enough as it is.
it’s all unnecessary stress,
really.

a resume has to have “certain keywords” in order to be picked
looking for a job is like a full-time job
you may have to go through 5 interviews plus a speed round

after 2 years of interviewing,
you finally land on a job that hopefully pays well.
it’s not until after the initial training honeymoon phase…

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he eye-fucked me but he didn’t cum

i got eye-fucked today.
bloody senseless.
i always felt like if you’re eye-fuckin the shit outta me,
you need to make it your business to cum.
now i’m always down for a good eye fuck,
but they never end up going anywhere.
ugh.
simply ugh…

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food poisoning and panic attacks

i experienced a panic attack last night.
it was followed by food poisoning.
the outcome wasn’t pretty.
in fact,
it was quite eye-opening for me.
in those moments of a panic attack tho,
you think you’re taking your last breath

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