one of my favorite tv couples is randall and beth from “this is us“.
i’d love to be the “beth” to someone’s “randall”.
so they both have this game they play called “worst case scenario“.
it’s where they say the worst cases of a situation and the fears they have about it.
it is a judgement free zone where you say whatever on your mind,
no matter how stupid,
goofy,
or crazy it may sound.
for this new season,
i watched an episode today where they got their kids into it:

i tried the same game out with a recent situation i found myself in…

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i really miss my best friend.
there have been some days i can’t believe he’s dead.
i still can’t believe they took him from me.
someone i know,
who knows i’ve not gained an addiction to these damn funko pops,
sent me the following.
i nearly cried…

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so i did it.
today was the day to do it.
my home-wolf told me over the weekend that he needed me to…

“…Indulge in the most unhealthy delicious comfort I can get”

my comfort foods of choice is pasta.
those who know me know i’m a thot for a good pasta dish.
sunday tho,
popeyes released their infamous chicken sandwich again.
since i was in the area,
i figured i’d get up and go get me one.
when i got to popeyes,
it looked like this…

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i been in need of a mental health day.
i’ve been feeling drained in all aspects of my life.
i don’t know if it’s the mercury retrograde or my sun took a shit on my venus.
last week was too hectic for me to take one.
i decided today would be the perfect day to do so.
no plans than extra rest and to get my mind right.
at 8pm last night,
i hit that “i’m not feeling well” text with the quickness.
i mean,
it isn’t a lie.

I’m not feeling well.

i won’t be no good to anyone in the office if i’m feeling stressed tf out.
i won’t lie to you tho…

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…just getting home,
that’s where.
foxhole,
i’ve been working some long ass hours these last 2 days.
ima have to turn into bed in a few because i’m tired af,
but i just wanted to font…

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i like,
no LOVE,
an aggressive wolf.
not “i think you’ll rape me” aggressive.
i’m fontin’ moreso in personality.
i’m always the aggressor when pursuing someone i’m attracted to.
they’ll start out aggressive,
throwing signs and shit,
but when i follow up to close the loop,
they get all standoffish and i’m left all wet.
you thought you was “this close” to getting the dick.
one thing i can’t stand is a male who talks a good game in public,
shows he’s attracted to you discreetly,
but plays the passive aggressive white vixen shit with his actions.
nothing turns me off more.
so you already know i can’t deal with it at work…

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