all the straight guys love doing gay shit (especially when it comes to their cake)

^that is what i call grabbing a handful of his tail.
sheesh.
oh hi,
my name is “grabbing a handful of his tail“.
i find it funny when straight males do gay shit.
i guess it’s the thought process of:

“I’ll do something gay unless it’s with actual gays”.

i guess that’s how dl is born?

“I just want to put the tip in my mouth,
but you can’t tell anyone.
I just want to know if it tastes like a meat straw…”

…or whatever excuses straight males come up with these days.
the foxhole has been sending me this new challenge the straights are doing.
it’s called “the boys cake check challenge” and well…

“I swear my butt is bigger than that…”

so this is what the wolves are doing in the gym,
eh?

after a good workout,
we’re checking to see whose cheeks are bigger so we can send them to #squatgoals immediately.

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…well sign me tf up to be a judge!!!

i know a few wolves i’d love to know if their cheek-age is as big as it appears.
you know pants are like rearview mirrors at times.
objects can appear bigger than they seem.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

6 thoughts on “all the straight guys love doing gay shit (especially when it comes to their cake)

  1. I saw this all over twitter. I found it more “cute” and “bonding” than sexual. It’s something I would do with some girls….. Now that doesn’t mean that they aren’t blowing each others cakes out haha. I just find male bonding adorable.

  2. What’s next, let’s check to see how my sausage feel in your hands challenge?! This generation is something else.

  3. That’s definitely one way us athletes got turned on to it…I promise you! Guarding another dude from behind, jumping up being physical..slappin’ ass….then tackling hard on a field in a pile up of dudes with big asses…more ass slappin’ and we not gone even talk about the jack sessions before and after practice and games…and the locker room…whole nutha show…shiiiid’!

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