Ryan Lochte Ain’t Scared of No Robbery ‘n’ Guns!

Lochte-hairryan lochte,
swimmer wolf currently participating in the ’16 rio olympics,
got robbed with three teammates last night.
i guess no one warned him about brazil.
well this is what happened in his words

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“…And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, “Get down,” and I put my hands up, I was like ‘whatever.”

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um.
no.
no.
no!
he was acting real brave.
his life could have been “tooken” last night.
that snow privilege wouldn’t have saved him.
God clearly protects children and fools.
smh.
glad they are all okay!

lowkey: i wouldn’t even trust the pussy,
pipe,
or tail over there.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

7 thoughts on “Ryan Lochte Ain’t Scared of No Robbery ‘n’ Guns!

  1. And “lowkey” you KNOW thats what they was probably looking for outside of the Olympic village. Looking for some vixen or pseudo-vixen to tag team. Cause it’s no reason that they should of been out there. We know what Rio is about after dark. But Ryan could def get it with his Cuban ass…..

  2. That was foolish. It could’ve gone south REAL QUICK!
    If someone tells you to give up the goods, and they have a gun/knife pointed at you…you better do as you’re told. All the other stuff can be replaced. Your life can’t!
    My cousin and I had were robbed around Christmas 2001, coming out of the mall. Dudes came outta nowhere.
    One had a knife on me and the other had a gun to my cousin’s side. They took what we bought but they didn’t get our wallets or anything else. I was happy about that!

      1. Oh yeah, J. I think the fact that the lot was very active with cars going up and down the aisles, they had to act/move quick. If they had more time, I’m sure they would’ve taken everything, phones, wallets, etc.

  3. Ryan is a talented swimmer and fine ass snow wolf but that’s about it he’s not too bright up there. I remember years ago he had that awful tv show on E!

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