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(Damn) Pineapples Wanna Stick Safaree For His Paper

our poor safaree.
yes,
we care about safaree now especially after *ahem* “curve gate”.
you know what i’m talmbout.
so safaree didn’t have a good night.
he tweeted this last night:

…which lead to the obvious questions.
 jerry demarco from the “fort lee daily voice” had an entire write up about what went down…
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Ryan Lochte Ain’t Scared of No Robbery ‘n’ Guns!

Lochte-hairryan lochte,
swimmer wolf currently participating in the ’16 rio olympics,
got robbed with three teammates last night.
i guess no one warned him about brazil.
well this is what happened in his words
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“Bad Association Spoils Useful Habits” (or May Just Rob Your Crib)

tumblr_nkehpmGijP1rirxvyo1_500i could not ever hear that phrase growing up.
well not the “rob your crib” part.
my parents,
mother especially,
use to throw that out when i met someone new.
i liked to hang with the bad forest dwellers.
they were always cautious of who i brought into my life.
i didn’t listen and of course,
a hard head makes for a soft ass.
foxhole:
there are people that are pretending to be your friends right now in your life.
you won’t know they was fakin’ until some shit goes down.
well according to this report,
it maybe the same for our chris brown.
oh chris…
his crib was robbed last night and well…
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How To Rape A Man At Gun Point And Drop Him Home Afterwards

friends!her friend must have been hard up for some peen.
this thoughtful lady here helped her friend get some much needed wall massaging.
it just so happened at gun point.
now you know a wolf can perform under pressure ladies…
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