Would You Let This Man Be Your Mentor?
listen im about to be all the real honest.
you know i don’t give a damn.
ever since i was a teenager,
ive wanted to sleep with brad pitt.
he sealed my attraction to him in “oceans 11″ and “mr. and mrs. smith”.
he is vintage white penis.
anyway even though angie j has sucked the life out him,
i’m sure literally,
he has taken an eye to my lupita nyong’o.
so much so he wants to mentor her career.
Brad Pitt is said to be mesmerized by Lupita Nyong’o.
The two star together in 12 Years a Slave, which won the Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture – Drama and is nominated for nine Oscars.
Brad and Lupita attended the SAG awards and Producers Guild Awards together earlier this month, and Brad is said to be keen to help 30-year-old Lupita’s career.
“He thinks she’s mesmerising on screen and wants to mentor her. InAngelina Jolie’s absence they went as each other’s dates to both ceremonies and were locked in conversation all night. They also had brunch at his LA home on the day of the SAG Awards after Brad flew in from Australia,” a source revealed to British magazine Grazia.
Angelina is yet to meet Lupita, but is keen to do so with sources commenting that she’s a big fan of her work.
“Angelina’s desperate to meet Lupita. She thinks she’s incredible. They’ve invited her to stay to discuss what they can work on with Brad’s Plan B Entertainment company,” the source remarked.
“kick in the door,
wavin’ the foh-foh,
all you heard was “lupita don’t hurt em no mo”!!!
lupita just got into hollywood and is making crazy movement.
to have someone like brad pitt take her under his wing.
that’s a big fuckin’ deal.
i am so happy for all her success.
i’m rooting for her in my little foxhole.
i will tell you this lulu…
watch that angie j.
now i love angie,
and she is my spirit animal,
but lets not act like she wouldn’t be wanting a threesome of epic proportions.
don’t do what i would do a little tipsy and inhaling brad pitt all night.
plus he low key loves the sistas.
stay strong and good luck!
article courtesy: independent