lord.
5 hours of straight pipe to cheek beat down?
right after a game where they LOST?
you know that smash session will need plenty of water and a new headboard.
i don’t think i could take it.
some of you might enjoy that non stop bedroom roller coaster.
brandon marshall of the bears may have revealed a secret that may have some of you excited…
or scared….
The NFL’s fight against performance-enhancing drug (PED) use amongst its players has focused recently on Adderall — Tampa Bay’s Eric Wright just landed a four-game suspension for taking that drug, while Seattle cornerbacks Brandon Browner and Richard Sherman face similar punishments.
Chicago Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall told reporters Wednesday, though, that Adderall is not the only unusual source of help turned to by some NFL players. From Sean Jensen of the Chicago Sun-Times:
The Chicago Tribune‘s Brad Biggs provided an extended version of Marshall’s comments:
“I don’t know too much about Adderall,” Marshall said. “I know guys, it is such a competitive league, guys try anything just to get that edge. I’m fortunate enough to be blessed with size and some smarts to give me my edge. But some guys, they’ll do whatever they can to get an edge. I’ve heard of some crazy stories. I’ve heard (of) guys using like Viagra, seriously. Because the blood is supposedly thin, some crazy stuff. So, you know, it’s kind of scary with some of these chemicals that are in some of these things so you have to be careful.”
Naturally, Twitter erupted with a plethora of quippy responses to Marshall’s revelation. But the notion of NFL players taking Viagra may not be as far-fetched or ridiculous as you might think.
The use of Viagra by athletes is a phenomenon that’s been tackled by many news outlets in the past, including online news magazine Slate and the New York Times. In a 2008 piece entitled “Does Viagra gives athletes an advantage?”, the Times examined why the little blue pill might be the next wave of PEDs.
Viagra, or sildenafil citrate, was devised to treat pulmonary hypertension, or high blood pressure in arteries of the lungs. The drug works by suppressing an enzyme that controls blood flow, allowing the vessels to relax and widen. The same mechanism facilitates blood flow into the penis of impotent men. In the case of athletes, increased cardiac output and more efficient transport of oxygenated fuel to the muscles can enhance endurance.
Viagra provides a different effect than Adderall — the latter’s effect was described by NFL senior vice president of labor law and policy Adolph Birch to USA Today as “a stimulant that can combat fatigue and feelings of fatigue on a playing field.” However, for players, the main goal is the same: to find a boost, even an unnatural one.
The NFL has been fairly proactive with its attempt to corral PED use, even putting a clause in the league’s new collective bargaining agreement (agreed to last year) that allowed game-day testing for those substances.
But as Marshall’s comments indicate, players, either desperate for a little help improving their play or simply some help making it through a brutal NFL season, will continue to push the boundaries of what is and is not allowed.
well on brandon’s defense,
he is running on crazy.
is this why 90% have so many kids?
yet, 90% have so many unsatisfied vixens too….
some of these ballers wolves need to keep up with the new batch of pre-baller wolves.
ones being pumped out of high school and college.
so i can see why they do this.
makes a lot of sense.
lowkey: does viagra keep wolves hard enough to play straight?
pop a nice blue pill and fuck a vixen like you always liked pussy.
pipe for thought.
Why are these professional players doing things to cause problem. Just think about the # of guys who would die to get a chance to play or even make a team they need to get serious.
That’s a big dack up there in that gif…
I would agree with Jamari’s last thought. I think that Viagra makes them have erections so they can sex females and appear straight for those that are trying to hide their urges for men. I think I remember reading on here about some baller wolf that was being snitched on. The girl kept saying that he couldn’t keep hard without a blue pill and wanted her to play with his ass. The PED part might be true but the last comment was more interesting !!!!
^^^^@ The Man, I totally agree with you.
Ok so how can they hid a rock hard bonder in those football tugs? Are they tucking and what if they have a damn heart attack on the field? As for the last question about DL ballers piping the blue pill to trick the vixens does make since no wonder so many ballers have stylest and dieticians
I’m with you. I want to know how they would do it? They must have some lil ass dicks cause I damn sure can’t tuck mine lol. Tucking a hard ass dick hurts like hell.
Any gay man who pops a pill so he can fuck women is pathetic. It’s just not that serious. If or when the day comes that women don’t make me hard I’ll just put a sticker on my head that says I’m gay and call it day.
LMFAO!!! @ sticker that say I’m gay call it a day
I swear you always say the cutest shit