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Have You Ever Been To These Baller Wolves Sex House?

every baller wolf has a sex house.
your baller wolf may have a sex house.
hell your regular wolf may have a sex house.
a sex house is a place where they bring road kill.
you don’t take road kill to your spot.
they don’t get that luxury.
it’s just sex on a bed covered in other baller wolves dried kids.
sounds disgustingly exciting, right?
well these baller wolves:

MikeSimsWalker

brandon-marshall2mike sims-walker,
brandon marshall,
and chris johnson’s shared sex house is connected to a murder…

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Your Next Baller Wolf Maybe High on Viagra Ready To Dig You Out


lord.
5 hours of straight pipe to cheek beat down?
right after a game where they LOST?
you know that smash session will need plenty of water and a new headboard.
i don’t think i could take it.
some of you might enjoy that non stop bedroom roller coaster.
brandon marshall of the bears may have revealed a secret that may have some of you excited
or scared….

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Brandon Marshall Needs Serious Anger Management

I’m old school, and I’ll smack a bitch…-Birdman

I’ll tell you right now…
As much as he looks like “Beat Me To Pieces”…
I have to ask….

“Is that before or after the black eye and the bruised lip“?

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Brandon Marshall Shows His Ass

I knew that got you excited huh?

Brandon Marshall always finds himself in hot water, huh?
Seems like the Dolphin fans are not happy with him right now.

READ HERE

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBg7GSJZbBs]

But we like looking at him with all the dumb things he does, right Foxes?

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Ginsu-Hoes (Another NFL Player Stabbed)

Ever since this lockout has taken place,
it’s like these hoes are playing Captain Stab-A-Negro.

I see that now these NFL players have no money,
they been bored and fucking up with Vixens left and right.

First Brandon Marshall and now…

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Michi Does Mugshot

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