When Your Denim Poom Poom Shorts Thong Is Wearing You

this one here…
so azealia banks needs help.
this is what she wore to a recent fashion show in paris

ey.
yi.
yi.
gone are these days:

now,
she is just gone.
is this what “banishment” looks like?
dread.
i need her to get some kind of help.
like,
2 weeks ago.

lowkey:…and then the coat.
and then the boots and the gloves.

pictures credited: swan gallet/wwd/rex shutterstock | dave bennett

Author: jamari fox

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11 thoughts on “When Your Denim Poom Poom Shorts Thong Is Wearing You”

  1. *Immediately goes to Google Play Store and updates virus app*

    *Downloads several more virus protection apps, jus for good measure*

    *Deletes browsing history*

    *Reboots…..twice*

    satan, I rebuke thee out this phone!

      1. Lol, I’m sorry yo, I can’t even hide my disdain…I can’t even consume the amount I want to vomit when I see her!

  2. What In the long Ass Hell Is this Suppose to be???? Lord I pray to understand what does this even mean!!!

  3. All them Po Chickens scarified for nothing, and the Gag is, who knew Spirit flew to Paris and took PayPal-wont He Do It. Was this the Dollar Tree Couture show on Paris Skid Row because I find it hard to believe that she could make it pass Security at a legitimate fashion show.

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