i am proud of myself today.
i did not FLIP on this ignorant pineapple this morning.
i actually handled it like a classy fox and kept it real with myself…
so this morning,
i woke up extremely tired and cranky for some reason.
it was monday.
i hate monday.
i was also snoozing myself to OD.
it was my fault.
i admit it.
…so i had to power walk my ass up the block to the train.
missing the train i was supposed to be on.
when i got on the “you’re late” train,
it was crazy packed so i was at the door.
i had my music blasting with my “gold era” playlist.
i needed my morning mix to get me pumped for the day.
the train was moving sketchy,
so i decided to grab onto the rail for support.
it was too my right and i had to stretch to hold onto it.
i didn’t have my hand on there for a good five minutes,
when i noticed this pineapple next to me going off in my peripherals.
i mean he had hand motions and his face didn’t look happy.
he then got in my face and started flippin out on me.
he was also a bum.
like a straight bum.
he was a homeless jackal.
from what i could make out,
he didn’t want me holding onto the rail next to him.
what the fuck are you talking about?????”
…but i decided to pick my battles.
he was homeless which means he had nothing to lose.
i could have let my inner ratchet out on him,
but what would it have solved?
him stabbing me to death over a rail he apparently owned?
me being the next dumbasss on worldstar?
so what i did?
took my hand off the rail,
turned my ass around,
and gave him a heavy ignore.
i could tell he was still going off behind me,
and people were looking at me,
realistically i pay taxes for this train,
so technically that rail is mine,
but since you want to own it,
then be my guest.
i went back to listening to my music and getting ready for my day.
it definitely wasn’t worth it.