What Do You Get The Vixen Who Wears Your Balls As Earrings?

kobe-bryant-2008-dt-magazine-coveras you know i love the bryants.
kobe is okay,
natalia diamante and gianna maria-onore are beautiful,
but i really love conchita.
conchita is vanessa bryant:

vanessa-bryantthe real basketball wife.
she also keeps kobe’s balls in her purse.
he decided to do something special for her birthday on may 5th

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Normally, Kobe Bryant is busy at this time of the year.

Bryant’s Los Angeles Lakers have made it to the second round of the NBA playoffs in five of the past six years. But this season Bryant suffered a season-endingAchilles injury and his Lakers got swept in the first round by the San Antonio Spurs. So Bryant has a lot more time on his hands, and that’s not such a bad thing.

Bryant’s wife Vanessa’s birthday is May 5, and while Kobe would usually be too busy to have an elaborate celebration, he made sure to do it big this year.

Bryant flew in Fabrizio de Togni, the head chef at Vanessa’s favorite restaurant in Milan, to cook for the family. Bryant, of course, spent some of his childhood in Italy and is fluent in Italian.

“He’s a friend,” Bryant wrote of de Togni, “and agreed to fly in for Vanessa’s bday dinner and prepare her fav dishes.”

By the looks of it, the dinner included eggplant parmesan and penne arrabbiata.


since kobe is injured,
and he wipes his ass with money,
why didn’t he just fly them both to milan for her birthday?
it’s not like the lakers are winning a championship this year.
kobe did tweet this:

Screen Shot 2013-05-09 at 10.19.54 AMso i guess that explains why he didn’t fly out.

x his instagram

lowkey: that food looks like a struggle.
ima need more on that plate.

3 thoughts on “What Do You Get The Vixen Who Wears Your Balls As Earrings?

  1. That’s exactly what he should be doing for her. She has control of her man.

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