the sweet smell of winter heading into spring.
you know what that means?
everyone is coming out with their “summer” music now.
trey songz and jlo have put their hats in the ring.
trey with “na na” and lo with “i luh ya papi”…
first up trey songz…
just how i like my trey songz.
as far as the video,
was he in an underground fitness program in the bodega freezer?
i’m sure the herbanut personal trainers loved this.
so in order to get some pussy from one racially ambiguous hoe,
about 7 had put him through sexual boot-camp?
now wtf is he talkin’ about in this song?
it sounded like he was talkin’ about a skrippa.
i know r kelly is his musical doppelganger,
but ima seriously need him to listen to r’s first couple albums.
i like trey and all,
and he helped me get some pipe off that anticipation mix tape,
but he hasn’t grown as an artist.
very one trick pony.
id still ride tho.
now to la lopez…
was that a spoof of her life?
the beat sounded good,
it had a nice little flow to it,
i was feelin it kinda heavy…
and then that retarded ass verse popped out of nowhere.
lowkey catchy as hell tho.
i see what trap she is about to set.
now the meat (including hers) in the video kept my interest,
but wtf was she doing????
the nae nae tho???
jlo went in reverse.
the yankee fitted sprinkled in goya is out so you know she is about to get real bx-ish on us.
i really need j lo to hire some better writers and producers tho.
hell she needs to learn how to reinvent herself like madonna.
if she really wanted to impress us,
she could have dyed her hair black and went “dance diva” on us.
this whole “thing” is circa 2004.
she looks the same.
bad enough that irrelevant intro,
she looked like those two chick’s confused aunt.
her body does look good tho and you know she kills the threads.
the swagg she has is bananas.