so i didn’t know what to expect.
jennifer lopez and shakira were doing the superbowl halftime show.
two artists who are completely different in genre.
the only thing about them that’s similar is they’re both latinas.

This could go good or really bad

so i was front and center for last night’s performance and well…

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motown.
when i think of motown,
i think of black soul.
a time when artists stood on a stage and sung.

they might have had background dancers,
doing one or two hand motions,
but it was all bout the voice.
motown reminds me of a happy time in my life.
when my parents were alive,
they would play those classics while cleaning or going somewhere in the car.
i often listen to the music to invoke those memories.
so when i heard jennifer lopez was performing a motown tribute at the grammys,
i knew it would NOT go well.
it didn’t…

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i see team “but you know me” is starting ’17 being petty.
so we all had an opinion about mariah’s nose dive performance last night.
well another diva,
jennifer lopez,
took her passive aggression to instagram.
since instagram introduced “likes”,
it has really exposed the inner petty in many.
this is what jennifer lopez allegedly liked that someone caught…
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so i wanted to see “fast 7” tonight.
it was sold the fuck out everywhere.
i think all of new yawk went to pay their final respects to paul walker.
well i ended up seeing “home” with my favorite home-vixen.
here is a brief synopsis about the movie:

“After a hive-minded alien race called the Boov conquer the Earth, they relocate the planet’s human population — all except for a little girl named Tip (Rihanna), who’s managed to hide from the aliens. When Tip meets a fugitive Boov called Oh (Jim Parsons), there’s mutual distrust. However, Oh is not like his comrades; he craves friendship and fun. As their distrust fades, the pair set out together to find Tip’s mother, but, unbeknown to them, the Gorg — enemies of the Boov — are en route.” (google)

now let me give my thoughts without too much spoilers…

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ahhh.
the sweet smell of winter heading into spring.
you know what that means?
everyone is coming out with their “summer” music now.
trey songz and jlo have put their hats in the ring.
trey with “na na” and lo with “i luh ya papi”…
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i am a hoarder.
that’s right.
i like to hoard things for the memories they provide.
that movie ticket with that wolf that gave me a good time.
the umbrella from my daiquiri to remember the fun times with friends.
that used condom from when a wolf blew my back out.
i’m totally kiddin on that last part.
yup.
i like to hoard these things to hold on to the “past”.
one thing i use to hoard was people.
holding on to what they use to bring,
rather than seeing that they don’t bring that same joy anymore.
i know you felt that one.
some of them just vanished.
others we had falling out.
then the ones who you see in public and they try to avoid you.
i still kept their numbers just in case.
just in case what tho?
so i had to ask…

Do you hoard people in your life?

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