If I hear about another Wolf telling me about a Fox who could not take his pipe….
… even after bragging that he could.
I think it is false advertising.
FOX WANTING A NICE BODY AND A NICE BIG DICK.
LITTLE DICKS NOT WELCOMED.
ONLY BIG SQUASH DICKS HERE.
YOU HEAR ME!
DON’T HIT ME UP IF YOU GOT A NORMAL DICK.
I NEED A BIG FAT DICK!!! YUMMM!!!”
… then when he meets his fat double-dicked Stallion Wolf,
10 minutes through the ride, he is ready to get off…
… and not without a fight.
What is with these Foxes who cry WOLF… STOP!
I have said it before and I will say it again,
I DO NOT LIKE BIG DICKS.
Not because they aren’t nice to look at,
but it just causes too much wear an tear on my Foxhole.
As much fun as wearing depends at 35, I’ll pass.
Then again, other Foxes do not think like me.
Have you noticed that Snow Foxes will take a big dick in a heart beat?
They have no problem putting a Volkswagen in their Foxholes.
But it made me wonder:
What is so big about a big dick?
I ended talking to a Hybrid Wolf on Twitter who has a BDD (Big Dick Dilemma).
His tweet was re-tweeted by another Hybrid Wolf about:
“can i just have great sex with no interruptions what so ever”
As curious as a Fox is, I wanted to know what he was talking about.
So…. I lured him into my lair of course and I asked him.
He proceeded to tell me that his big dick causes major issues.
“omg im not that big. 8×6.5 aint outta line. enuff pleasure to hit the spot and stretch dem walls jus enuf 2 fall in love..”
I was getting intrigued.
BUT… I wanted to know what he meant by not being able to take his dick.
” ppl running from the dick, niggas ripping, being scared of the dick, them nutting to quick, stuff like that and even after i eat it and lube it up”
I was getting scared.
“I mean how big is this man’s dick??” I asked myself.
He started to tell me how he older Foxes took his dick like a champ, but younger ones tapped out half a round.
He even started to tell me about his neighbor he fucked (the one with the great sex interruptions tweet).
After he was giving it to him good missionary, he flipped him over for that doggy style and ripped him a new one… literally.
When we as Foxes tease these Wolves about giving us some good dick,
they actually make sure they give us that good dick.
You cant expect to be sexting a Wolf about what you are going to do to him and not live up to the expectation.
Again, that is false advertising.
And with a big dick, he is going to make sure he fucks us into another galaxy.
It got me to thinking about the Wolf, the Big Dick, and the Foxes who think they can handle it.
Isn’t it frustrating for the Wolf to try and break a back when the Fox is breaking away?
It is better to just put the whole thing in his mouth and break even?
What happens to all these poor big Wolves with these big dicks that no one wants to fuck?
Is there a support group they all congregate at?
I know I would be at that event…
… but in a sky box with a DO NOT ENTER sign on my ass.
When it comes to big dicks and the Foxes who claim they can take it, but really can’t…