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So August Alsina Pipe Too Big For Drillin’?

Screen Shot 2014-07-09 at 9.49.30 PMwell i didn’t say it.
i don’t “do” big dicks anyway.
so august allegedly to’ up some groupie’s coochie.
usually that’s a good thing,
right?
well in this case,
she is not happy at all.
matta face,
she is suing him

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Girl Gets Bullied So Bad That They Rip Her Hair Out Her Head

Screen_Shot_2013-10-29_at_9.10.17_AMthis is a sad one.
everyone meet aolani dunbar.
she was bullied so bad at school that they ended up snatching all her hair off her head.
an f-bi sent me this video and i couldn’t believe what i was watching…
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When A Break Up Goes Bad

tumblr_kocorlsjca1qzfy6zo1_400the best break up line you can tell your ex-boyfriend.
today an r&b singer and his partner broke up together.
guess who?…

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The Only Thing I Had Clean Was My Ripped Boxers!

this is so un-acceptable.
i hope this was a joke.
or, is this just easy access?

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Dr. Dre Is On That Chronic

That CHRONIC work out plan.
He is RIPPED

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The Fox Who Cried “WOLF!!!… STOP!!!!!! NO REALLY!!! STOP!!!”

If I hear about another Wolf telling me about a Fox who could not take his pipe….
… even after bragging that he could.

I think it is false advertising.

“LOOKING FOR:

FOX WANTING A NICE BODY AND A NICE BIG DICK.
LITTLE DICKS NOT WELCOMED.
ONLY BIG SQUASH DICKS HERE.
YOU HEAR ME!
DON’T HIT ME UP IF YOU GOT A NORMAL DICK.
I NEED A BIG FAT DICK!!! YUMMM!!!”

… then when he meets his fat double-dicked Stallion Wolf,
10 minutes through the ride, he is ready to get off…

… and not without a fight.

What is with these Foxes who cry WOLF… STOP!

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