The 6 Wolves You Will Never Want to Meet

Foxes, let’s chat…

Grab your favorite cup of coffee because we are having a board room meeting…


Have you ever noticed there are certain Wolves that just stand out in our lives?
They truly make the dating world interesting.
Some of these Wolves can teach us and make us stronger.
We need these lessons to become powerful Foxes that run this game.
Other Wolves are are just so damn ANNOYING that it makes you want to give up and become a monk.

Well I put together a quick list of 6 Wolves that you will meet/have met/or definitely should run away from.

Ready?

The “To Good To Be Even True” Wolf

Upon first meeting he seems perfect.
He is usually dressed nice and has a nice car.
He is taking pictures of his money and things he bought.
Putting them online so his thrifty followers can eat it up.
He has a nice body and he makes sure everyone knows he does.
He talks a good game about his future and that he is the ideal Wolf for you.
The reason he is too good to be true… is because he is lying about damn near EVERYTHING.
Rented, borrowed, made up, 5 seconds from being crazy…
RUN.
Usually, some scorned Fox puts all his shit out there so you will know soon.

The “Can We Stop Talking and Get It In Now?” Wolf

He just wants to jump your bones.
Every other conversation is sex, fucking, piping, smashing, or beating your guts in.
He seriously has NOTHING else to talk about.
Why?
The only brains in his operation is his dick.
He has ran thru so many Foxes that his dick now needs an oxygen mask.
He has NOTHING else to offer besides you sex… and probably a few diseases.
Take this one with small doses.

The Right Wolf (But Wrong Everything)

He is probably the best Wolf out of the bunch.
He is attentive and hits you up on time.
He will call you to talk to you about whatever.
He has money and he has no problem spending a little on you.
His problem is that he is not your type in any way, shape, or form.
Why couldn’t he look like Devin Thomas and be the way he is?

You can use him until you dream Wolf comes along.
Or, you can save him the trouble and just let him down gently.
He does make a great friend in the long run.
Just know that he is secretly waiting for you to be vulnerable to spring a sneak attack on you.

The “Lead Me On… The Wrong Path” Wolf

He is your type.
He is cool, conversation is great, looks good, and he has shown that he could be a good Wolf.
You start thinking that he either is a) the one or b) someone that could be the one.
Then, out of nowhere, he stops calling and stop texting.
You start to wonder what YOU did wrong.
Well I’m here to tell you that DIDN’T do anything.
He is just an ASSHOLE who was playing with your emotions until what he was really looking for comes along.
It is just RUDE to not at least say why you won’t be calling anymore Wolves.
Don’t worry, you’ll hear from him again and it is your choice what you want to do.

The “Oh So Corny” Wolf

He has no game, no swagg, and no personality.
He wears last decade everything.
You can tell this one because he looks so damn dusty.
His default picture online looks like it is covered in cigarette ashes and smells like a project hallway.
He feels he is God’s gift to Foxes,
and some desperate Foxes have gassed him up,
but realistically – he is covered in all kinds of “NO”.
You can tell this one just by looking at his nasty ass shoes and go upward.

The “I’ll Be Right Back… I Think” Wolf

He is one confused son of a bitch.
One minute he is digging out Foxes, while the next he is sexin down Vixens.
Which is it Wolfie?
Do you want me…
… or do you want a uterus?
He switches between the two because he is scared to be hurt by a Fox,
still feels it is right to be with a Vixen,
but then likes the feeling he gets with a Fox.
See how confusing that is already?
You will know this type after he tells you he still fucks females and is highly religious.
You should already be making up an excuse in your head to RUN…

If I missed any, feel free to add.

😉

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

44 thoughts on “The 6 Wolves You Will Never Want to Meet”

      1. I think you’re missing the “I know that I’m really attractive and you should worship me” narcissistic wolf and the “I try so hard to avoid anything related to femininity even though i’m really a queen” wolf as well.

      1. ^RIGHT!!

        How about “I’m Fine As Hell… But I Only Fuck With Trannies” or “I Only Fuck With Trannies and I Consider Myself Straight So NO DUDES Don’t Disrespect Me” Wolf.

  1. #whoisjamarifox :
    ^RIGHT!!
    How about “I’m Fine As Hell… But I Only Fuck With Trannies” or “I Only Fuck With Trannies and I Consider Myself Straight So NO DUDES Don’t Disrespect Me” Wolf.

    Lol you’re classic “Tran-tastic” wolf! I remember that entry.

    This is fun.

    1. ^Yup!

      How About “I Am So Depressed That Nothing Makes Me Happy… But I Want to Be In A Relationship With U” Wolf. I dealt with one of them personally. He was so damn dark and sad. I tried to make him happy and positive… and it was a no go.

      1. I’ve met a few of those. Quick to tell you how “shallow and horrible” the community is and what a tough time he’s had dealing with men but he’s still tryin’ to talk to you like you’re the exception.

  2. The “Old as Dirt” wolf who talks about how much he loves the ‘young ones’ but will not hesitate to lecture you on how since you’re age still has a 2 in front of it that you don’t know “nothin ’bout nothin.” And how you should follow their sagely advice despite still being in the game themselves.

    1. ^OR, “The Old and Bitter” Wolf.

      He is older and scorned from the lifestyle. Every Fox is the same to him. He has pretty much given up and will soon have 20 cats in his apartment.

  3. Hey guys long time huh, been traveling but what about the “I’m Married with a child, but I want you as my Fox Wolf” & the “I’m a Drug Dealer Thug that likes Foxes at night Wolf” Smh I get alot of these wolves coming my way, all offering me their credit cards, cars, and nice condos.

    1. Wow you guys really take this stuff seriously lol. I mean you guys have categories, types, and symptoms even lol. Wow next thing you guys are going to tell me that you even have a credit rating system, and blood type matching for different kinds of tops lol and bottoms.

      1. There are consistent behavioral patterns amongst tops and bottoms, yes. This thread it poking fun at the various types most of us have encountered. Have you encountered anyone who would fit within these general descriptions?

  4. Nerd :
    Hey guys long time huh, been traveling but what about the “I’m Married with a child, but I want you as my Fox Wolf” & the “I’m a Drug Dealer Thug that likes Foxes at night Wolf” Smh I get alot of these wolves coming my way, all offering me their credit cards, cars, and nice condos.

    lol take it!!!!

  5. #1 has always been too lame and obvi for my attn
    #2 dated him and thought it was cause he was just a “real dude” no he had no REAL COMMUNICATION SKILLS. He was REAL BORING.
    #3 isn’t my biggest fan right now. Got a couple nice dates out of it and had to put him down
    Found myself in a long term relationship with #6
    Etc etc. Sad part is 99% of gay men fall into these categories. Wolf or fox.

    Cheers to me and the other 1% 🙂

  6. One of my close friends told me that this is an interesting site to visit, but man some of you guys seem to be real bitter and unhappy. Life is meant to be enjoyed and not to be complained about. Now that’s what’s not up yo’s.

    1. ^thank you for visiting Killa.
      but, who is complaining or being bitter?
      One of the joys of this site is seeing the ups and the downs of this lifestyle.
      Some of everything is on here and people are unhappy the way some of these dudes do things.

      But you should stick around.
      I’d love to hear more of what you have to say.

      😉

  7. KillaBlaq :
    One of my close friends told me that this is an interesting site to visit, but man some of you guys seem to be real bitter and unhappy. Life is meant to be enjoyed and not to be complained about. Now that’s what’s not up yo’s.

    This is ONE entry out of YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS of other entries of other conversations on other topics. Please utilize the “Older Entries” at the bottom of the home page to see what you’ve missed out on and to get a better understanding on the context of this conversation. =)

    1. Nope well adjusted Wolf here just seems to me that some of you guys sound like some black angry black women talking about black men just because they are unhappy.

  8. And furthermore Killa,
    in a nutshell,
    these are just the type of Wolves out there I have encountered.
    Doesn’t mean I’m going to stop fucking men and become a hermit.
    Just means that I have dealt with these idiots along my way of looking for my “MAN”, feel me?

    If others co-sign, that means we are sharing stories.
    Don’t worry, I have a entry on the types of Foxes.
    I don;t want to leave my non angry black Wolves out of the discussion.

  9. Hey Man thanks for not getting angry with me and I think dat we are going to get a long well. I got ya on that man, and I am not about the negativity at all. I remember reading an interview Madonna gave years ago during her being into brothers era. Cause she used to date Dennis Rodman and Charles Barkley and this was after she broke up with Sir Charles lol. The interviewer ask her if she would date black men again and Madonna said no because they have too many issues. I was hot when after I read that interview but after I started to mess around with brothers I am like she may have a valid point lol.

    However, in reality I am like if I have somethings positive going on for me and someone I am trying to hollar at start bringing drama I am like I’m out!!!! lol Cause as a high functioning top I know I have my pick of the bottom and verse litter lol

    1. ^You were not disrespectful and I appreciated at.

      Welcome to the Foxhole!
      You can have a seat next to me…

      I am glad another Wolf has joined in to give another side of the story.
      These next few months should be interesting…

      1. ^and another thing,
        We are NOT here to fight.
        We are here to learn and grow.
        Heated debates can go on without any name calling or disrespect.

        This is NOT that kind of site.
        I want everyone to feel comfortable, kick up their feet, and just relax.

      1. I know you already told me you’re still on one hand. Lol

        Vain may be an exception to this one, but his statement is the catalyst that brings me to my first kind of fox.

        The “I’m not that type of fox” fox.

        He swears up and down he doesn’t fuck around casually. Then the split personality comes out of no where and he starts getting raunchy, dropping hints about how “tight” he is down there. Five minutes he’s rubbing on your dick asking “are you gonna give me some dick or what?”

        Um okay!

        After obliging his request it becomes apparent he’s a dick fiend and he’s fucked at least 2 dudes you know. Six months later he will STILL hit you with pics of his ass at 3 am telling you to come get some.

        Next up is the “bait and switch” fox.

        Who’s next?! lol

  10. What about the wolf that says he is bi and that if he wants a relationship with a man it would be you, then goes out there and continue having sex with men other than you.

  11. UrSoVain :
    There are consistent behavioral patterns amongst tops and bottoms, yes. This thread it poking fun at the various types most of us have encountered. Have you encountered anyone who would fit within these general descriptions?

    Nope not really guess I need to get out more, and I really have a low tolerance for BS, and I don’t mix it up a lot with career gay peeps. So as soon as I smell BS coming from someone’s mouth. I offer them a breath mint and I keep stepping lol. It is not hard to spot dramatic people and I can usually tell in a five minute convo what type of person someone is.

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