everyone comes to me for advice.
i love helping people and as always,
my advice is spot on and should be used immediately.
the year is already starting off to some fuckery.
the gay world and dating is a hot mess,
but the straight world ain’t no better.
two vixens i am extremely close with called me about their woes with wolves.
during their stories,
i had to wonder…
Are men just idiots?
she met this wolf through her cousin.
he was light skin,
and came home from the army.
she was already talkin to another wolf,
but since he recently moved so far away,
she didn’t know if she should keep up with it.
when this fine meat walked in her life,
she thought maybe it was a sign for her to move on.
they kept it light.
no under the clothes stuff.
told her mama at the christmas party he was gonna marry her one day.
i can see why she would take him seriously.
her cousin warned her not to deal with him.
“i know my boy.”
“do you really?” she thought.
well couple nights ago,
she was on facebook and was in for a surprise.
in the “recommended friends” tab,
she saw him in a default picture with some other vixen.
she clicked the profile and saw in the headline a sonogram.
her wall was unlocked and it revealed to her how:
a) she was having a baby
b) he was the baby daddy
c) they were still together
d) she hates when he leaves and doesn’t come back til the morning
shocked as hell.
she didn’t want to believe it.
well she should have.
her cousin did give her a cheat sheet.
when he finally reached her,
she told him what she had seen.
“yeah but its complicated.”
is it complicated for his soon to be baby mama…
…or just him?
i told her to get rid of him.
he is trash,
he was trying to play both of them.
get some pussy on the side,
while dealing with his baby mama.
fuck around and start to like this wolf and be in for some drama.
i told her thank god she didn’t fuck him.
little cousin #2
yesterday i was in a mood.
i was screening calls,
but my little cousin was blowing up my phone.
i don’t get along with that side of the family,
but she calls me when she needs someone to talk to.
so she went over this wolf’s crib yesterday.
he lived in queens.
from the description,
she said he was fine.
a touch of hood,
and a nice body.
she met him doing something i can’t remember,
but she gave him her number and they started to talk.
he wanted to chill with her so he invited her over.
when she went over there,
they sat on the couch and watched “the kardashians”.
um, gay much?
anyway he asked her what i’m sure you have heard before:
he started to touch on her thighs.
he even started to put his finger in her pants.
he even said:
“you should take off your pants.
we should do it together.”
sex during the kardashians?
what are you tellin me?
“oh you mad?” he asked.
“yeah because i’m not some hoe you are use too.”
“whatever you just some dumb light skin hoe anyway.”
she didn’t even give him a response.
as she waited for a cab,
he texted her:
“i hope you get some safe.
i don’t want you to think differently of me after today.”
she didn’t respond.
i told her that she needed to erase his number NOW.
going over a wolf’s house to “chill” means “i won’t chill with my dick sliding in and out you.”
since he is as “fine” as she said,
he is use to stupid girls fuckin over empty stomachs and reality tv.
she needed to be more clear with what she was looking for.
a wolf will assume you are DTF by coming over his spot.
honestly these two wolves represent the common “whats wrong with dating” nowadays.
you know you got some stories.
shit ive dated/messed some complete dickheads.
ive learned you gotta speak up,
demand what you want,
never tolerate bad behavior,
and be ready to throw up the duecez without looking back.
hopefully these two learned something for the future.
i know i did.