jackals really annoy me.
i know i’m supposed to ignore them,
but it’s hard when they are fuckin’ with our food.
i guess there is a new challenge out there.
jackals are going into supermarkets,
opening ice cream,
licking it,
and putting it back on the shelf.
so i saw this a few days ago on my twitter tl:

What kinda psychopathic behavior is this?! pic.twitter.com/T8AIdGpmuS

— Optimus Primal (@BlindDensetsu) June 29, 2019

…and went instantly insane.
( x they’re already hot on her ass )
now we got the copycats who have nothing else better to do…

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*the following is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

so i’ve been noticing something lately.
it’s kind of “ew”,
but maybe it’s just me.
i don’t know.
so i go on “pornhub” when i need to release some tension.
i’ll browse until i find a scene that fits my fancy.
one day,
i literally got off to anime straight porn.
whole nother story.
#dontjudgeme
anyway,
this is what i’ve been noticing…

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i can never get over some of these baller wolves paws.
some of them need to come with warning labels.
shaquille o’neal showed his to the world on tv.
foxhole,
you have been warned…
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…remember raz b?
he use to be in b2k with o-cakes and nem.
he also called out his old group members for allegations about being raped.
they denied and he still kept trying.
boy did he try.
he ended up burning a lot of bridges with many people.
well he packed up,
was banished to asia,
and was never to be seen again.
well he resurfaced on a sex tape that leaked tonight on wshh and well…
(nsfw and 18^)
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antoine dodson maybe one of “us” again.
well before you giggle uncontrollably,
he was trying his best to be straight again.
you know was trying to impress us with the cub and the new boxing career.
well it seems he got caught up recently sending out his pipe pics.
i know.
i know.
i just ate a pizza.
one of my favorite vix-bi sent me this alleged story from mto…
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one thing that drives me crazy is a dirt mouth.
like,
have you ever met an attractive dude,
the outside was looking’ real good,
his pictures on instagram was on fleek,
but as soon as he opened his mouth,
it smelled like the garbage of a coroner’s office?
yeah.
no bueno x’s 110.
mouth hygiene is very important in your daily interactions.
you can smell really good with your scent,
but that can trumped if your breath smells like straight dookie.
you know its real bad when you gotta use the word “dookie”.
now not every day will our mouth be “so fresh; so clean”,
but these are tips to avoid violating someone’s nostrils…
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