you know what i think is sad?

People who have children but only did it because they were supposed to,
rather than actually wanting them.

when it comes to males who are forced into these situations,
or the ones who have kids to prove their straightness,
i have tremendous empathy for them.
it couldn’t be me.
a child is not a pokemon card.
you can’t trade it in once it slides out.

Sidebar: these vixens who have out of wedlock kids with these jackals,
but then get on social media to yell at us about how they are single mothers now.
The dick was good until it wasn’t.

when i was younger,
i never dreamed of wanting being a father.
i mean,
how could i?…

What we’re not gon’ do today is feel depressed.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel worthless.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel left out.

because let’s be real,
today is just the day for people to flex off their relationships.
the posts are rolling in:

“Haha,
I ain’t lonely today,
bitch!”

but realistically…

Have you ever wondered if life’s little messes are actually Gods way of sending us a message?

i didn’t want to leave my apartment at first.
it was 8am,
snow was coming down hard,
and my fridge was empty.
on top of that,
i was out of dishwashing liquid.
that is a survival essential if you hate dirty dishes as much as i do.

“i can do this tomorrow,” I thought.

….but what if tomorrow came and i pushed it back again?
tomorrow is christmas.
i was supposed to spend today with my straight boyfriend.
don’t ask,
it’s complicated.
he wanted us to do christmas eve and christmas together,
but plans got canceled thanks to him catching the flu.

So, it’s just me.
Again.

eventually,
i convinced myself to throw on some clothes and head to the store.
as soon as i stepped back outside with my groceries,
i noticed the snow had stopped.
out of nowhere:

BAM…

I love dumb shit.
Sidebar: he looks better with his hair like this.

…like,
obvious dumb shit.
not “oh i was genuinely blindsided by this“.
guccithirdleg,
who has a massive penis and uses OF to make a living,
he claims he has had over 300 (or was it 3,000?) sexual partners.
that would signal “high alert community penis“.
that kind of behavior usually cums with recklessness and crotch critters.
he’s been burnin’ up the timeline with all kinds of allegations.
not only is he allegedly giving out…

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i had to use a meme for this entry.
i’m starting to believe its spooky season every day of the year.
halloween isn’t just reserved for ghouls and goblins on 10/31.

Folks are scaring up terror in their lives to share on the public stage.

pride be damn.
on a podcast,
vixen reveals she had a threesome with a wolf and his moms.
foxhole…

Continue reading “when moms can say “he’s the daddy” during a threesome with her son” →

Mum always told me if i was away from anything i was drinking/eating,
throw it in the trash.
you don’t know who will try to put something in it.
the following story goes deeper into what she warned me about.
a janitor did something to a worker’s water bottle,
but she ended up getting an std from it…

Continue reading “the water that had a side of pee and an incurable std in it” →