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The Online Attention Whore Who Was Full of Shit

largecan i tell you what one of my fantasies is?
cum closer.
i don’t want everyone to hear.
it’s meeting one of the fine attention whores offline.
mmmhmm.
probably one of the instagram “herbanut” cult members,
with about 500+ likes on every picture,
with the muscles,
“you know you’ll let me smash” pictures,
and the “i’m 100% straight” disclaimers.
uh huh don’t front!
those are usually the best ones to smash!
well nothing could turn me off more…
than what one of my readers experienced meeting one of them recently…

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foXXX: Hard Pipe Over Diarrhea Splatter

tumblr_mtdl0862p51rfou0fo1_r1_1280would you have sex in the club over a toilet that looks like that?
well these two crazy ratchets did at oz nightclub in st. louis!
check it out (kinda sorta nsfw and 18^):

x click here to see ratchet at it’s finest

when you’re horny all logic goes out the window?
or down the toilet in this case.
i think she was drunk and they met for the first time.
just a hunch.
well on the positive…

he was tearin it up with a condom on.
on the negative…
i think ima be sick.

barf

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Pharrell Shows Jay Z “Two Girls; One Big Yeah Right”

Screen Shot 2013-08-24 at 12.52.19 PMpharrell got jay z grossed the fuck out off “two girls; one cup”?
well this showed up on my twitter feed today.
you know i had to watch that asap.
after some sniffing around,
i found the video clip!
ready for it?…

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Lemme Wash My Sheets Because They Got Years Of Cum Stains On Em

Screen Shot 2013-08-06 at 6.56.46 PMone of my vet foxholers sent me some videos he wanted me to watch.
it was from juanita bynum and its called, “no more sheets”.
ive heard of her,
but never listened to anything she did.
i decided to watch them today and well…

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Devin Pugh Is About To Recieve His Payment From Big Bubba Soon

BURN!!

how sick is this?
devin pugh raped a guy’s twelve year old brother…
…because he owed him money.
what in every fuck i have?…

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I Tried To Ignore The Fact His Crotch Smelled Like Sanitation.

-1well look what we have here.
another normal day in the sauna.
some meat getting glazed for the picking…
but i saw something on tumblr and i had to post,
especially with the summer time here and now…

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