even chris rock couldn’t save the oscars.
unless you were living under a rock,
no pun intended,
you know the oscars was on last night.
well with all the recent controversy about it being a “white out”,
brought on by ( x jada pinkett smith ),
we were all told to turn our television’s elsewhere.
i guess the majority listened.
according to the hollywood reporter…
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“somebody’s getting fired.” – beyonce voice.

well i didn’t say it.
so it seems if you don’t pass the paper bag test of life,
or if you don’t turn red if you get slapped in the face,
then you are doomed to a life of despair.
that and working the counter at some fast food restaurant.
yes foxhole.
life ain’t pretty if you are of the dark skinned complexion.
well for vixens anyway.
the wolves are “mandingo warriors who beat the coochie up on the low”.
in our side of the forest:

drake complected
light skinned tears
tatts
extreme amounts of narcissism

…pass the test.
am i wrong?
so a foxholer sent me the following story.
it was about a dark skinned vixen and our people who hated on her.
she was featured in this video with her ex boyfriend for “elite daily”.
check it out and then see what they said about her via blackgirllonghair…
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this article made me cry.
i kid you not.
this is the saddest shit i have read in a while.
like…
it has come to this.
so the cdc had something to say to all the foxhole.
the ones who are out and in.
roles be damned.
according to them,
  half of us may end up with hiv.
this is what the “ny post” had to report…
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i might be the only one who thinks shad moss is cute.
even though he still looks 16,
i’m sure the stroke is 28 years old.
well shad has been with a lot of vixens.
he recently broke up with erica mena and she can’t shut up about it.
well he is allegedly messin’ with someone new.
he posted this on twitter…
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so many times,
we hear rumors about many attentionistos/nistas on social media.

“she a hoe!”
“he escorts!”
“she broke!”
“he does netflix and chill with his second cousin!”

like…
you don’t know what to believe anymore.
well “attentionisto to the foxhole”,
derek tramel,
has a message for ya.
he.
ain’t.
about.
that.
“life”.
you know.
the “life”.
check what he posted on his ig after he got a request from…
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