wolves

I Hear She Got Her Licker License

lezbunz.
bisexuals.
card carrying licker license members.
the only “acceptable” way to be with the same sex in today’s society.
or is it?
i sure don’t see the bible thumpers attacking “girl on girl”.
almost every vixen now has her licker license.
some were skeptical to get it,
but since it seems to attract more wolves and baller wolves,
they quickly added it on their dating resume….
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Exploring The Forest Underneath The Palm Trees

karaoke is currently having sex.
well she’s about too.
currently is,
i dunno…
either way she introduced me to the wolf she is talking too.
you remember him, don’t you?
the one who had ( x the fetish for anime cartoon characters ).
yeah him.
i met tonight and well…

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Wolves, Which Buns Look Tastier To You?

so my assologist has a question for his fellow wolves in the foxhole.
he wants to know out of these two freshly baked buns…
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Guys Who Have Girlfriends But Secretly Like Guys Want To Smash Me

i never meet single wolves.
well not ones i’m actually attracted to.
i always meet a wolf who has a vixen.
girlfriend or married.
never fails.
sometimes a wolf who already has a fox on rare occasions.
they always turn out to be sexy as hell and charming as fuck.
aaahhh who am i kidding?
they just want to fuck me stupid and go home to read bedtime stories.
damn cheatin’ bastids.
i was on the way home tonight,
after my home girl wanted to treat me to dinner,
and in walks this couple on the train.
i was looking at my phone,
but when i looked up,
i happen to catch eye contact with wolf.
he was looking at me,
looked off,
but then continued looking.
that move.
they sat a little across from me.
he was attractive.
masculine.
nice ass.
had this dorky vibe to him tho.
the vixen looked good.
i was moreso looking at her.
she looked like a dancer or something.
definitely had this exxxotical thing going on.
is it love or the love of his money?
she was kissing him and all this extra shit.
didn’t stop him from looking in my direction tho.
when she looked away or looked at her phone,
he found ways to catch my eye contact skillfully.
he did all the way until their stop.
these vixens let all this d/l shit fly over their heads.
i wonder if he’ll go home and fuck her thinking about me?
that lowkey kinda turns me on.
lawd that was wrong.
ah well.
yeah i must have “available whore” written on my forehead.

too bad i’m not a whore tho.
well not a blatant one.
triflin’ whores definitely have more fun.

You Put My Nudes Online and I’ll Have Your Ass Arrested

“let me upload this to myexisabastard.com tonight.
that will show him!”
so your ex has pissed you off.
don’t they all?
well you have all his nudes and sex videos in your possession.
with a little photo shop you can block out your face and give everyone a little show and tell.
tell how much of a freak he is in the bed.
l with an upcoming law tho,
you better just jack off to the memories.
“revenge porn” could have you sitting in jail…