i get the most random texts throughout the day from my people.
it always makes for entertaining conversations while they are at work.
so i have my vixen home girl i talked about before.
ive known her since freshman year of high school.
she moved to another state a few years ago.
we’ll call her karoke from now on.
so karoke sent me a text about this dude that started talkin to her.
he had a weird request and she wanted me to share it with me…
“what is cosplay?” she asked.
“cosplay is where you dress up like sailor moon or some anime character and he fucks you stupid.
basically sex for geeks.” – i replied.
“…oh ok. so i won’t be speaking to him anymore.
i’d totally get that sailor moon outfit tho.
well when i lose 80 pounds.
of course its hard to lose weight when my favorite exercise is chewing.
-i give a long response-
“Rotflmao!” – my only reply
its one thing to want to dress up a as a doctor,
a construction worker,
or an hr supervisor.
its another thing to want to fuck me in full costume dressed as a dragonball z character.
then again ive had some fantasies about wolverine,
i was ashamed with myself when i jacked off to ryu from street fighter.
don’t judge me.
i might have to try it one night with my future wolf.
he has to fill out his costume tho.
i need the full effect.