would you have sex in the club over a toilet that looks like that?
well these two crazy ratchets did at oz nightclub in st. louis!
check it out (kinda sorta nsfw and 18^):

x click here to see ratchet at it’s finest

when you’re horny all logic goes out the window?
or down the toilet in this case.
i think she was drunk and they met for the first time.
just a hunch.
well on the positive…
he was tearin it up with a condom on.
on the negative…
i think ima be sick.

so the text conversation took an interesting turn that night.
i was in the middle of watching monster’s university when sex the topic was.
well not how you would think:

“i won’t even fuck a bitch if a nigga in there.
don’t even think a bitch eatin my ass either.”

“but you would let her give you the sloppiest of throat?”

“yeah thats normal.
that other shit i aint with it.
if other niggas are thats on them.”

“wow sounds boring.”

i was starting to think my straight wolf was a prude.
or am i just a whore?
how did this all start, you ask?
well lets a trip back real quick.
it all started when i mentioned what my niece was telling me…
and this is NSFW,
18^,
and not for the straights...
Continue reading “I Got A Problem (I Like to Fuck)” →

it looks like peanut has gone from baller wolves to actors now.
i guess he is going on a world tour of outing everyone he dates.
superhead much?
he someone just outed his alleged relationship with mehcad brooks on baller alert.
is this a step up from kerry rhodes?…

Continue reading “So Peanut is F*ckin’ With Mehcad Brooks????” →

i get the most random texts throughout the day from my people.
it always makes for entertaining conversations while they are at work.
so i have my vixen home girl i talked about before.
ive known her since freshman year of high school.
she moved to another state a few years ago.
we’ll call her karoke from now on.
so karoke sent me a text about this dude that started talkin to her.
he had a weird request and she wanted me to share it with me…
Continue reading “I Want You To Dress Up Like Sailor Moon So I Can Sex You by Moonlight” →

no.
no no no.
this isn’t the ( x  ll cool j song ).
this also ain’t about makin’ love either.
this is sumin else a lot more nasty.
aggressive.
hardcore.
“sex me so stupid”.
hope you’re hungry?…
[ of course nsfw + 18 and over ]

x click here to have a quick bite

care for some late night chocolate?
well look no further.
of course this is nsfw and for the kiddies.
18 and over territory ahead…
Continue reading “foXXX: The Chocolate Wolf Deep In The Foxhole Abyss” →