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Braylon Edwards Wants You On Your Knees

Screen Shot 2015-11-01 at 6.14.01 PM^this was braylon edwards for halloween ’13.
i remember that picture quite well.
it made for many restful nights.
*cough*
well this is what braylon decided to do for halloween ’15..
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I Want You To Dress Up Like Sailor Moon So I Can Sex You by Moonlight

Happy_sailor_mooni get the most random texts throughout the day from my people.
it always makes for entertaining conversations while they are at work.
so i have my vixen home girl i talked about before.
ive known her since freshman year of high school.
she moved to another state a few years ago.
we’ll call her karoke from now on.
so karoke sent me a text about this dude that started talkin to her.
he had a weird request and she wanted me to share it with me…
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Braylon Edwards: Make the Money. Don’t Let It Make You.

“Dancing and f*cking is two different thangs”

what i would do…
to put a couple dollars (his) in his jock strap….
well, for halloween he probably would have let me…

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Rihanna and Lady Gaga Battle For “Highest” Costume

i thought her costume was creative.
since she has embraced this new thing she is doing,
i can see WHY she chose this costume…

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