I know what you are thinking…
SHOCKER!
But this Vixen looks a lot like her from the back…

(I’m sure what a lot of Baller Wolves say when her name is mentioned )…

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WOLVES AND HYBRIDS:

You been going back and forth with this Fox for a couple weeks online.
He is pretty funny, down to earth, and has a good personality.
But fuck all of that,
he is freaky as hell and keeps turning you on with the messages he is sending you.

“I want to deep throat that dick til it hits the back on my throat.”
“I want to swallow all of that nut.”
“I want you to stick that big pipe inside me real deep.”
“I want you to fuck the shit out of me til you nut all over my cheeks.”
“You know you want this tite wet ass baby…”

He comes clean about the fact that….

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This is one of the reasons I am so GOOD in being an actual hoe.
Too damn risky.
Any Wolf that wants to get up in this WILL be tested.
I’m not even playing that…
Lately, I am meeting a lot of Wolves and Foxes who have HIV, that it is getting scary.
This one Wolf who was interested in talking to me,
I found out had it and recently gave it to someone else.

IS THERE ANYONE OUT HERE
WHO IS DISEASE FREE (and not an idiot)
THAT WANTS TO CUFF THE KID?????

I had to vent that real quick…

Anyway,
my ATL readers,
after reading this please be careful…

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Im just letting all you Baller Wolves know reading…
That I will be also doing a screening for your beards when you are with me…
Like these two:

I need to like her ass too.

So my Vixens over at Baller Alert came up with a list for other Vixens to become beards.
Something I am all too familiar with when your image needs a cute hoe on your arm…

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Well damn Rihanna…
Best video of hers to date.
Hands down.

I love Brandy.

I have all her albums, probably watched all her movies, and a huge fan of Moesha.
She is a beast on the vocals.
But, somehow I feel she doesn’t realize that.
I can relate because I, too, suffer from “Oh I Iz The Shit?” sometimes.
Usually that happens when I am not getting my way and acting like a brat.
Sometimes we all need to wake up, put ya foot down, and say:

“Dammit you know, I’m fucking amazing.”

I feel like Brandy doesn’t do that.
She strikes me as too humble, while mixed with insecurity.
I loved-ed you B Rocka!
Brandy has a Behind The Music coming up…
But she shared some info in a recent interview that was sort of a “well, duh” for me…

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