Tag: vixen
I Didn’t Know A Glass Of Cum Actually Quenched Your Thrist
Be sittin’ up in my room
Back here thinkin’ bout you
I must confess,I’m a mess for you…
I am sure this would have been different lyrics in 2012.
It would have been called, “Sitting Up On His Facebook“.
Something about being on the Books, going through his pictures, and stalking his wall.
Sending him messages every three seconds; and then checking to see if it was read.
You know: stalker lite.
Sidebar: Ever since Instagram came into the picture,
I scroll down my timeline and all I see is random faces of the same person.
Like 2 to 136 of the same face shot in the most random poses.
I thought Vixens were bad, but these dudes nowadays are a hot ass nigger-razzi mess.
This one in particular:
This nigga here on Instagram…
OOOOHHH WEEEEE!
Listen…
This nigga better live up to every EXPECTATION and FANTASY, I know that much.
He needs to be making close to 75k a year,
slang dick like Jesus appointed him the official dick slayer on Earth,
feed small children all over Africa,
and still have time to wrestle crocodiles on the weekends.
I had to stop following him because he is VAIN as hell.
If you read the comments,
these Vixens would suck the crust out his toes trying to get chose.
It was almost sickening to see the THIRST because he is also THIRSTY as hell.
So I have to ask… are you thirsty?
Have you ever had a thirsty moment?
How do you know that you aren’t?
As much as we all like to think we are God’s gift to a pretty penis,
we may be repelling potential dates by the way we get when we are super attracted to someone.
How do you act when you interact with someone fine?
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When We Role Play… (32)
THIS IS FOR EVERYONE…
AND A DOOZY, SO PAY ATTENTION…
You been with your man for 2 years.
Things are going well and you have no complaints.
He has a good job, has been loyal thus far, and is someone you can see spending a life with.
This is your friend.
You met him last year and ya’ll have become real close.
He has been there for you and has helped you when you most needed it.
He has been at your house, chilled with you and your man, and things have been cool.
You trust him.
Well on the night that you and your man celebrate your two year anniversary,
your friend calls you crying and has something serious to tell you…
I Gave Head In Someone Else’s Apartment Last Night
I guess it starred YOU, WOLF, because I don’t know who “he” was.
I had the most intense sex dream last night.
It traveled with me the entire day.
I woke up and nearly started to masturbate.
In in the dream, it starred some Wolf I never met, Me… and a Fox.
Oh yeaaaahhhhh… it was pretty raunchy.
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When We Role Play…. (29)
This Is For My Foxes and Hybrids….
You were out in public and this Wolf…
… decided to be bold and hit on you in public.
You both exchange numbers and keep it moving.
Over the next couple weeks, he calls and texts regularly.
He also surprises you by coming over and not wanting sex a couple times.
He cooks and cleans up after his mess.
Finally, when you decide to give him some:
HE BLOWS YOUR BACK OUT.
I mean, the sex was damn near amazing.
He knew your body like he has been doing this all his life.
As he lays down next to you, he has a confession…
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