were they just misunderstood?
was cruella de vil just a woman with expensive taste?
was ursula just trying to play match maker for ariel and eric?
what about captain hook?
was he just minding his business when a bunch of flying brats took over his boat?

well shit,
i know one thing?
i learned today!
how much is it this time?
hell i lost count.
same story.
i became cool with someone,
was there for them on their lowest…
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i’m starting to wonder if i’m going to die celibate?

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one thing that bothers me is someone who lies to me.
you lied to me.
well, not you who is reading.
him.
this bastard who left my life for another fox.
i let him back in only to be lied to AGAIN.

i know.
i know.
let me explain…

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so i nearly got peed on tonight….

yup.
a golden shower… 
with my clothes on?

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In the Concrete Forest,
it is important to have a great team behind you.
Sadly with the small amount of people to trust,
you must have a “Bad Friend Beacon” on everyone who comes into your space.
It is relatively easy once you have been fucked over by bad people.
They start showing their true colors even if they come off a standard black and white.
Never think that because you tell all your secrets to someone,
they are actually keeping them.
They could keep them in storage OR telling someone else that is their friend.
So how can you spot someone with the evil eye?
How can you make sure you never fall into the “bad friend” net?
I had to wonder…

What ABOUT the people I call my “friends“?

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