Of course, she did WAY too much on Basketball Wives last night.
That scene with them made me roll my eyes…
…and then today, who knew his baby mama was also rolling hers….

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I guess it starred YOU, WOLF, because I don’t know who “he” was.

I had the most intense sex dream last night.
It traveled with me the entire day.
I woke up and nearly started to masturbate.
In in the dream, it starred some Wolf I never met, Me… and a Fox.

Oh yeaaaahhhhh… it was pretty raunchy.

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Some people are just ugly as hell.

I mean, lets be honest with ourselves.
There are people who are simply just not attractive.
For whatever reason though, they have the most positive and calming attitudes.
They know what they lack in looks, they use in swagger.
Look at Jay-Z for instance.
He is not the most attractive Wolf you would like to wake up too.
But, I met him and I was ready to slide my boxer briefs right off!
He was charming and funny as hell.
He MADE you feel like he was only speaking to you.
He may have “ugly” business practices to some, but you never know as you speak to him.

But what happens when people are just simply ugly on the inside?
No matter what their physical looks like, they are just disgusting.
They are out to harm everyone who crosses their path for whatever reason.
I started to wonder if God don’t like ugly…

Why do some people embrace it?

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Ya know…
I have seen some… thangs… that have made me utterly disgusted online.
I remember the first time I was on AOL,
back when AOL was POPPIN,
and someone sent me an instant message with some white Vixen eating this black Wolves shat.
Didn’t eat for days.
Couple years ago, people wanted to disgust me with 2 girls; 1 cup.
I had to go to the hypnotist to be purged of that memory.

But this shit right here, yo….

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“The gay lifestyle is like tupperware.
Too much bottoms and not enough tops.”

Whether it is playing an intense video game between 4 people,
being a Baller Wolf and being on the field,
or going to a party with the flyest outfit on….
sometimes a good dose of healthy competetion keeps your mojo going.
But, in this lifestyle, it seems that the more Foxes keep popping up…
The more potential threats we have for us getting the Wolves we desire.
Or, the ones who are plotting against us for the Wolves we already have.

So many Foxes vying for the same Wolf.
Hybrids offering more to the lifestyle.
And, Wolves who have more options at the buffet table.

Where do you stand above the competition?

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I must be a magnet for Foxes.
And the feminine ones at that.
I don’t get it.
Shit, I should be happy no one addresses me with “Guhl” and “Bitch”.
But I am really starting to think I intimidate Wolves.

Can I get a free pass of Wolves hitting on me day?!?!?

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