Bend Me Over, Spread The Cheeks, and Hand It All Over (Lube At Least?)

sunscreen-pills-537x402well i did it.
i was ignoring it real heavy,
but i had to do it.
i got a nice email from my boss earlier today saying:

“deadline for health insurance ends tomorrow.
needs to be filled out NOW,
or wait until next year blah blah blah blah…”

so as i kicked and screamed on the way to being raped,
i’m legit vex that…
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NO HE DIDN’T KILL AUNT PATTI!!

dandyi hate ^him.
that is all.

lowkey: my #ahhfreakshow watchers know what i’m talmbout.
…and what about the damn clown’s mouth?
like…
i can’t.
definitely sleeping with my lights on tonight.
#dontjudgeme

I Nearly Slapped The Fire Out These Passive Aggressive Hoes

tumblr_mvetxxuS1r1saphdro1_500see i don’t rock with that passive aggressive shit.
i don’t respect it.
go hard or go the fuck home.
so for whatever reason,
i had a ton of work to do today.
i was swamped with all kinds of shit.
continuous ass bullshit.
so liar liar now…
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So Good News: I Have An Interview! (The Bad News…)

beautiful-forest-light-nature-sunlight-Favim.com-197959it pays to tell people when you are going through it.
you don’t know who knows who and is willing to help you.
well i got some good news from a vixen who wants to help me…
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The Return To That Place I Slave At

bartzzi woke up this morning and growled.
i literally growled.
it was that time again…
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Eat Me Out While It’s Hot Out

the-back-seatsoooooooooo…
we doing sexual shit in broad daylight now?
oh ok…
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