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So If I Trade In One Butt Cheek, Can I Get Those Eggs?

i had no food in my fridge.
i had jam,
but no bread.
cups,
but no juice.
thirst,
but no water.
you see where i’m going with this.
i decided to go to the store just now.
i picked up everything i would need.
things to cook,
breakfast food,
juice,
and snacks.
i’m at the register pulling items out my cart,
i’m already at 77 dollars.
i only had half the items out already.
i said a silent prayer.
do you know my bill was…

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Kerry Rhodes Has A Message For You All…

yum…
i mean yup.
yup he has something to say about “picture-gate” from yesterday.
oooooooh see what ya’ll done did….

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Do Southern Baller Wolves Prefer Lookin’ Inside Foxholes?

i guess peanut makes his debut again.
mediatakeout decides to start some shit about my:

that damn mto….

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Maybe The Bad Guys In the Disney Movies Were Onto Something?

were they just misunderstood?
was cruella de vil just a woman with expensive taste?
was ursula just trying to play match maker for ariel and eric?
what about captain hook?
was he just minding his business when a bunch of flying brats took over his boat?

well shit,
i know one thing?
i learned today!
how much is it this time?
hell i lost count.
same story.
i became cool with someone,
was there for them on their lowest…
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You Will NOT Stick A Crunch Bar Inside Me… EVER.

i’m starting to wonder if i’m going to die celibate?

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You’re Nothing But A Liar, A Deciever, And A Make Believer.

one thing that bothers me is someone who lies to me.
you lied to me.
well, not you who is reading.
him.
this bastard who left my life for another fox.
i let him back in only to be lied to AGAIN.