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I Hear The “House Nigger Mac N’ Cheese” Is Deeeeeelicious!

paula deen has lost some fans.
i was done with this cow when she said her family owned slaves.
said it like she was talking about the first nintendo.
i was also done with her when i went into the sto’
and she had a chapstick made of butter.
um……. what?
i was waiting for ya’ll to catch up.
i know her pr people are working overtime to clean up her recent issues.
is this why she pulled out from the today show?…

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I Hate Stupid Fuckin’ Assholes Like This!

i swear….
twitter has made people lose all common sense.
this can’t be real life and all for a j cole retweet…

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The Ultimate Definition of “New Money Nigga”

the game is always thought as someone nice enough to fuck,
but when he goes and does corny shit like this…

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So If I Trade In One Butt Cheek, Can I Get Those Eggs?

i had no food in my fridge.
i had jam,
but no bread.
cups,
but no juice.
thirst,
but no water.
you see where i’m going with this.
i decided to go to the store just now.
i picked up everything i would need.
things to cook,
breakfast food,
juice,
and snacks.
i’m at the register pulling items out my cart,
i’m already at 77 dollars.
i only had half the items out already.
i said a silent prayer.
do you know my bill was…