How Can I Tell My Mama I Seen More Penis Than Fruit of the Loom?

Huxtables-2“you know our child said he likes the sweet taste of penis?
i slapped him into next week.
he should be be back on thursday.”

we all love our parent’s right?
they raised us to be who we are today.
their teachings and guidance effects how we do things now.
yes there are some who raised themselves.
some who are not as close.
you know i feel you heavy,
but this entry goes out to the foxhole whose parents are in their lives.
who they can call up and say, “mom or dad… guess what?…”
the ones who don’t want to disappoint them.
the ones who are scared of them.
i had to askā€¦

Will you ever tell your parents you are gay?

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Who’s Yo Daddy? Huh? Who Is It?……. Uh You Maybe? I Dunno.

KERRYRdaddyi wouldn’t mind calling kerry rhodes “daddy”.
has a nice ring to it.
in a twist that i didn’t see coming,
allegedly he might be kim k’s baby daddy.
stop laughing!
you have to read the rest!
stop!
bossip has it and well…

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Tyler Lepley Can Have All My “Haves” and “Yes You Can”

-8i have been ignoring tyler perry since temptation.
he know he was wrong for wasting my time like that.
i saw this wolf on tumblr and added him to my mental “to do” list.
i got an email from an f-bi alerting me as to who he is.
who knew he was in that new show “haves and have nots”?
a tyler perry production im suddenly motivated to check out…

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Desperately Seeking Relevance?

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….again?
i guess we can expect this every month.
anyway in my absence,
you guys were on it as usual.
had about 20 emails in my box about this.
even some mentions on twitter.
i watched the video that peanut leaked for the first time this morning.
and well…

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Tyler Perry Wants You All To Turn Back Around

tyler-perryseems like tyler heard about the “walter hampton” situation.

x see situation 1
x see situation 2

he wrote an open letter in regards to people “living in the past”.
rhymes with snitch got it and now i’m giving it…

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The Hyena Who Wanted To Out People Ends Up Getting His Face Sliced

“hurt people hurt people.”
one of my readers said this while back and it’s real shit.
remember this hyena here:

Screen-Shot-2013-04-24-at-1.20.06-AMx read entry here

well an f-bi alerted me that he got his face and arm sliced up yesterday:

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i guess he’s the one “hurt” today.
one could say it was one of those people who tried to “out”.

another could say it was tyler perry’s group of madea henchmen.
well this is what he said to g list society

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