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Curtis Jackson Gets An Alleged Lawsuit Deal

i mean,
it ain’t stuntin’ if you don’t got it,
right?
well the cocky rapper wolf bae,
curtis jackson aka 50 cent,
always lets us know he got it.

i’m sure he got the money for this alleged lawsuit too.
( x remember this? )
well she is lawyered up now and well…
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Posted in ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS POINT. AIM. BALLER CUM SHOTS.

Antonio Brown Should Join A Twerk Team During The Off Season

screen-shot-2016-09-13-at-7-25-05-pmnfl baller wolf for the pittsburg steelers,
antonio brown,
is full of energy.
i see why he has all those cubs.
well he should take that extra energy for a twerk team.
he scored a winning touchdown on last night’s game vs the redskins.
this is what he did to celebrate
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (41)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001“oh how precious!
look at her!
she is absolutely precious and light skinned-ed-ed…”

…said no parent ever.
well maybe not.
the new school parental thots think “fuck shit” is cute.
this cub decided to lock her mama out the car to sing a disney classic we all know
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Pre-Baller Wolf, Dalaun Richardson: The New “Carlton”?

Screen Shot 2013-12-05 at 5.10.54 PMeveryone meet pre baller wolf and part time comedian,
daluan richardson.
his dossier, you ask?
well:
5’7
180
  running back for the shenandoah hornets
originally from centreville, va
an f-bi introduced me to a bunch of his funny vines.
well lets check out some of my favorites
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Rihanna Pours Gasoline on Miley Cyrus Twerking (Pour It Up, Pour It Up)

tumblr_mu23o5OB9B1syo8i7o1_500excuse me rihanna?!?!?
so “pour it up” dropped today and well…
oh and nsfw
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(Hands On Ya Knees!) Nick Cannon Teaches Us How To Twerk!

Nick-Cannon-2he looks sexy in that picture.
don’t kill me mariah.
so nick cannon is living the black american dream.
he is rich,
has a successful tv show,
doesn’t have a raging drug habit,
married to a r&b diva,
and has two cute kids within wedlock.
so what else is there left to do?
oh i know!
get on bethanny frankel’s new talk show and teach us how to twerk.
yes thats right.
below is nick cannon teaching us that “miley cyrus” twerksum
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