when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:
This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…
it ain’t stuntin’ if you don’t got it,
well the cocky rapper wolf bae,
curtis jackson aka 50 cent,
always lets us know he got it.
i’m sure he got the money for this alleged lawsuit too.
( x remember this? )
well she is lawyered up now and well…
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nfl baller wolf for the pittsburg steelers,
is full of energy.
i see why he has all those cubs.
well he should take that extra energy for a twerk team.
he scored a winning touchdown on last night’s game vs the redskins.
this is what he did to celebrate…
Continue reading “Antonio Brown Should Join A Twerk Team During The Off Season”
…said no parent ever.
well maybe not.
the new school parental thots think “fuck shit” is cute.
this cub decided to lock her mama out the car to sing a disney classic we all know…
Continue reading “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (41)”
everyone meet pre baller wolf and part time comedian,
his dossier, you ask?
running back for the shenandoah hornets
originally from centreville, va
an f-bi introduced me to a bunch of his funny vines.
well lets check out some of my favorites…
Continue reading “Pre-Baller Wolf, Dalaun Richardson: The New “Carlton”?”
excuse me rihanna?!?!?
so “pour it up” dropped today and well…
oh and nsfw…
Continue reading “Rihanna Pours Gasoline on Miley Cyrus Twerking (Pour It Up, Pour It Up)”