Legs and thighs.

it’s why i love justin slayer’s movies so much.
he was the first (and only?) 00s straight porn wolves i liked watching.
tbh,
as amazing as his stroke resume was,
i loved watching his lower half in action.
he knew all the power was in the legs and thighs,
while makin’ sure to twerk that big tail of his.

Sidebar: someone said males twerk while having sex and I can’t un-think it.

i’ve heard many gay males only want to see gay males smash.

I don’t discriminate on who gets me off in that moment.

the sexier; the better.
even though there was a lot of talking,
i could not stop looking at…

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nfl baller wolf for the detriot lions,
jamaal williams,
always likes to show his joy with dance.

 

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during his last game,
he got a penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct for doing this…

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i was just telling someone that people are so angry these days.
they are lashing out at everyone.
it’s so bad,
you push someone on accident and they might kill you.
some folks spent 2 years not being able to do what they wanted.
they are angry at the government and the people in their lives.
people realized they don’t like their partners or even their kids.
before we were able to escape and ignore but with the panny:

We had to face the demons inside and out of our lives head-on.

so they go out into the forests and will snap if things don’t go their way.
this she-jackal snapped cause she ain’t get no ranch dressing…

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when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:

This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
talented,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.

in 2019,
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
in 2020,
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…

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jonathan…
wtf…
so a foxholer sent in some alleged leakage of jonathan henderson.
he has been taking some ( x great shots with marvin bienaime ).
well,
and allegedly,
jonathan should also be entering twerk competitions as well.
a tumblr by the name of “damnhebad” made these gifs…

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i mean,
it ain’t stuntin’ if you don’t got it,
right?
well the cocky rapper wolf bae,
curtis jackson aka 50 cent,
always lets us know he got it.
i’m sure he got the money for this alleged lawsuit too.
( x remember this? )
well she is lawyered up now and well…
Continue reading “Curtis Jackson Gets An Alleged Lawsuit Deal” →