I JUST WANTED TO DO HOODRAT SHIT WITH MY FRIENDS (114)

i was just telling someone that people are so angry these days.
they are lashing out at everyone.
it’s so bad,
you push someone on accident and they might kill you.
some folks spent 2 years not being able to do what they wanted.
they are angry at the government and the people in their lives.
people realized they don’t like their partners or even their kids.
before we were able to escape and ignore but with the panny:

We had to face the demons inside and out of our lives head-on.

so they go out into the forests and will snap if things don’t go their way.
this she-jackal snapped cause she ain’t get no ranch dressing

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lizzo twerks for our ancestors who couldn’t twerk for their (sexual) freedom

when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:

This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
talented,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.

in 2019,
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
in 2020,
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…

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Jonathan Henderson Gets Some Pipe Leakage?

*the following is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

jonathan
wtf…
so a foxholer sent in some alleged leakage of jonathan henderson.
he has been taking some ( x great shots with marvin bienaime ).
well,
and allegedly,
jonathan should also be entering twerk competitions as well.
a tumblr by the name of “damnhebad” made these gifs…

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Curtis Jackson Gets An Alleged Lawsuit Deal

i mean,
it ain’t stuntin’ if you don’t got it,
right?
well the cocky rapper wolf bae,
curtis jackson aka 50 cent,
always lets us know he got it.

i’m sure he got the money for this alleged lawsuit too.
( x remember this? )
well she is lawyered up now and well…
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Antonio Brown Should Join A Twerk Team During The Off Season

screen-shot-2016-09-13-at-7-25-05-pmnfl baller wolf for the pittsburg steelers,
antonio brown,
is full of energy.
i see why he has all those cubs.
well he should take that extra energy for a twerk team.
he scored a winning touchdown on last night’s game vs the redskins.
this is what he did to celebrate
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (41)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001“oh how precious!
look at her!
she is absolutely precious and light skinned-ed-ed…”

…said no parent ever.
well maybe not.
the new school parental thots think “fuck shit” is cute.
this cub decided to lock her mama out the car to sing a disney classic we all know
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