if you didn’t think he was the king before…
so lebron james is out here doing the Lord’s work.
as you know,
he just ( x opened up an elementary school ) called “i promise”.
it’s in his hometown of akron, ohio.
i bet if anyone tries to shade him,
all he gotta say is “open up a school”.
as you also know,
he called trump a bum in a tweet last year:

…and he explained more about it in a recent interview with don lemon:

well our busy and mature president found time to respond on his usual.
this is what he tweeted about lebron and even don…
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safaree will go down as the wolf whose dick broke the internet.
i bet it’s broken some private parts too.
you remember how ( x big and thick ) that lumber was?
sheesh.
he’s the first leaked dick pic that ever had that success.
second goes to ray j,
but he was connected to kim so that kinda didn’t count.
well safaree only wants one vixen to chop that wood ever after with.
this is what he posted on his twitter…
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like i said on twitter,
shad moss aka bow wow entertains me with the shenanigans.
if he doesn’t sell another record,
he has a job in comedy and foolishness.
so bow wow gave his secret on staying young.
he’s 31 now,
but he legit hasn’t aged.
this is what he does via his twitter…
Continue reading “(F*ck Your Glycolic Acid) Bow Wow Gives Us His Tip For Younger Looking Skin!” →

see this be the type of shit…
ebro from hot97 legit had me vex today.
i love he was allegedly trashing kanye,
but was pretty much exposed texting kanye this:

well i was on the train coming home when i saw this…
Continue reading “Sistas Need To Assemble and Hug Kanye With Love and Light!” →

i’ve grown to become cautious with other males.
dating,
friendship,
and family.
i’m always waiting for the other shoe to drop.
i’ve woken up and realized most of them just ain’t ever gonna be shit.
there is a tweet that is creating a lot of conversation today.
this is it…

Continue reading “Straight Males Ain’t Settling Until They Ready (Gay Males Probably Never)” →

so who watched the oscars last sunday?
*silence*
oh,
only just me?
well according to ( x cnn ),
no one watched.
it was one of the lowest in history.
it brought in 26.5 million viewers compared to last years 33 mill.
i don’t know how that’s low,
but whatever.
well,
our fearless leader got twitter to address the calamity.
this is what he had to font…
Continue reading “So Ya’ll Ain’t Watching Award Shows Anymore? (Oscars)” →