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Tank Shares His Moment at DC Pride (Homophobes Will Deal)

i’m very impressed with tank.
i was impressed with his honesty of liking his bunz eaten,
and i’m feeling the same about him headlining gay pride in dc.
unlike others,
he fully accepts his gay fan base.
as you know,
he performed for dc pride over the weekend.
well he posted a picture and a bts video on his ig
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Milan Christopher Is Bringing The Straights To Us

michael jackson inspired?
so the “kim kardashian” of the gay attentionisto community,
milan christopher,
is out here bringing everyone together.
some of these male straight wolves who rap and sing could learn something.
well tank,
safaree,
someone named phresher,
along with milan christopher,
were the featured acts of this years dc pride.
these are some pictures and videos milan took…
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Tank Will “Versatiley” Beat Your Ass For Saying He DL

Screen Shot 2016-09-03 at 4.39.19 PMtank is getting back to what made him great
good to see him working that bawdy out.
so tank is not gay.
he claims he ain’t d/l or a hybrid either.
bimbo winehouse,
the one who outed mr. cee,
accused tank of being all of those things to perez hilton.
no ounce of chill on labor day weekend tho.
tank wasn’t having it and well via the shade room
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Why Did Tank Jump In This “Justin Timberlake Dragging”?

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^that is what started the “justin timberlake” dragging last night.
oh justin.
why didn’t you just keep quiet?
a few stones would have blown over.
now they rolling boulders over your ass.

it got so bad,
justin had to back peddle because he was running out of hair follicles.
well tank,
in a very random defense,
decided to jump in the dragging to save justin timberlake.
this is what he posted on his instagram
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Kudos To Whoever Ate Tank’s Groceries (Mouth of Champions)

Tank-Feattank has been turnt out by a real good mouth.
he woke up thursday morning,
hoped in his car,
and had to pull over at the side of the road to tell us this via the shade room
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Tank Said You Can Put His Legs in The Air

Screen Shot 2016-02-02 at 10.45.27 PMno.
this is not tank’s impersonation of him sledding.
this is actually tank,
on power105.1 breakfast club,
letting the world know he will let you put his legs in the air.
tank likes his booty eaten like groceries and has no fucks to give.
this is what he told power 105.1 @ 15:28 today…
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