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you can’t sit at my table because you aren’t as good as me

the popular table.
it’s filled with the fine and the (mildy) fascinating.
they take pride in being “the cool kids” while looking down from their high horses.
they cast shame on those who “can’t sit with us“.
nothing has really changed since high school.
you dare want to sit at this table?
well you gotta have one (if not more) of these things:

Clout
Good looks
Fly style
Money
Not be Opps
Social media following

when one of the leaders of this table deems you as worthy,
only then will you be let into their realm.
you’ll join the group chat and hear all the gossip,
along with all their bts fucked up issues.
as someone who has sat at popular tables and hung with cool kids,
i’m here to font..

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I’ll Have A Side of Shit With That.

they say mcdonald’s food is full of shit.

this person took it too literal…

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I Promise To Be A Good Fox Writing This Vernon Davis Story.

vernon davis is a handsome guy…

he was caught up with natalie nunn and i wrote him off a year ago.
now he has calmed his ass down and gotten back to football.
he and his teammate, alex smith, recently met obama and…

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How To Seduce a Wolf While His Wife Is Sitting Right Next To Him

I make “straight” Wolves feel comfortable.

Call it a gift.
As some Foxes make Wolves get into that zone in private,
others can do that in public and be the “friend” or “cousin”.
Some Wolves actually like the fact he can bring you outside and you not raise a single alarm.
But, when you meet a Wolf who has a WIFEY…
how do you keep from having her suspect anything?
Wolves these days are putting Vixens on their arms and pretending to be straight.
It is pretty pointless and messy if you ask me, but whatever.

But I always wondered…

Does she secretly know?

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